"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Penis hasn't come out all the way?

donjuan87

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when i am erect, my penis just sticks out. I can't put it up in my waistband, for example, and I can't move it from side to side or up and down much. When i am hard, if I feel with my fingers it seems like more of my **** is inside, past my scrotum.

Wtf?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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that's were it gets interesting.

I'm 21, but I have the suspicion that perhaps I am not yet fully mature.

For instance:
I have a very weak beard. (my blood is Western and Central European, and all of my male relatives have thick facial hair.)
I noticed I am getting more body hair, such as the hair that has just recently started to grow on my upper arms and back.
According to a vocal music major I know, my voice still sounds as if it might be still developing, like an adolescent.
My ejaculate is clear. This may mean I still have a low sperm count.

Any thoughts?
 

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WTF are you talking about?

Not sure if this helps, but everyone has "inner" penis. I don't know what not being able to move your **** has to do with anything, just sounds like a strong hard on.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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captain underpants said:
see a pediatrician? ask if you still are a kid in terms of development
^ what this guy said. this is the wrong place to ask for medical advice dude. especially since we don't know what you're asking.

or not. real men don't go to the doctor. they die from small treatable wounds. :rolleyes:
 
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