"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Passed on sex becuz girl was a feminist.

sodbuster

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As far as being depressed with all the stupid, don't be. It's going to get worse, LIfe is too easy, medicine is too good, and there are warning labels on everything, we aren't weeding out the stupid, they are breeding.

Until we have an honest to god wreck in the world, they will keep living
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A roll in the hay with a blatant feminist should never be done by a DJ. They don't deserve our attention, there's enough dumba$$es out there for them to spank.
 
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