"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Partying w/ gf

WORKEROUTER

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I'm planning on going to a Mardi Gras party with my gf. I've never really gone to a lot of parties, and when I have, I was single.

She's most likely get drunk and all, but I'll prolly not chug much down (the most I've had is a beer).

So I was just wondering if you guys had any tips.

Thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just one. Hold on to her tight or she might appear in another one of Snoop Dog's lame videos.
 

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Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Just one. Hold on to her tight or she might appear in another one of Snoop Dog's lame videos.
lol
 
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