"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Partying w/ gf

WORKEROUTER

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I'm planning on going to a Mardi Gras party with my gf. I've never really gone to a lot of parties, and when I have, I was single.

She's most likely get drunk and all, but I'll prolly not chug much down (the most I've had is a beer).

So I was just wondering if you guys had any tips.

Thanks
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just one. Hold on to her tight or she might appear in another one of Snoop Dog's lame videos.
 

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Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Just one. Hold on to her tight or she might appear in another one of Snoop Dog's lame videos.
lol
 
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