"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There was this ***** i had in one of my classes at this party i went too. THis girl is decent, id say a solid 8 atleast. well she is in a sorority. I guess she had a mixer before the party, so she was already pretty ****ed up, so she came up to me start hugging and kissing, and spilling her beer all over me, she remember my name and everything. couldnt remember hers =(, but got away with it. She is being really drunk, i could have taken her upstairs and ****ed her at any time. Couldnt do it =(, called her sisters told them their sis is out of control. they sent her home. i dont know whether to pat myself on the back, or kick myself in the balls.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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pat yourself on the back.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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If you actually think that you should kick yourself, you should be more worried about feeling that you need to go after drunk women to score.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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b's nuts

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you should have hit it. Here is the thing, what this girl has never drank before? she knew what was going to happen when she drank that much - how she would act, how horny she would get, the works, that is why she drank. Some girls, won't even drink that much at all, and will pretend to be a lot more fvcked up then they really are so their slutyness seems excuseable or whatever is going on in their minds. If this were some 15 year old girl, i would have helped her on her way, but a girl in a sorrority i would have bent over a hand rail :D
 

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I would not have "hit it". How much class does it take to fvck a drunk chick? Just cause other guys probably used her for that, does not mean you should. Have some pride, what you did was the right thing to do. No doubt about it.
 

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I believe there's a term for "hitting it" with a drunk chick. It's called rape.
 

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depends, if she was all horny and drunk... then I think she wants to be banged! Even though one is drunk, one knows their true instincts.. if she welcomes it, go ahead! She knows what's happening she just wants to be drunk. Usually it's bad form.. and says a lot (negative) about both parties involved..
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Big Pappy
I believe there's a term for "hitting it" with a drunk chick. It's called rape.
It's also called "dumbassness." If you need a girl to be drunk to get laid, you suck. :mad: Go find a real female that you don't need to take advantage of. I congratulate DesertsFox for not hitting it.

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