"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DesertsFox

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There was this ***** i had in one of my classes at this party i went too. THis girl is decent, id say a solid 8 atleast. well she is in a sorority. I guess she had a mixer before the party, so she was already pretty ****ed up, so she came up to me start hugging and kissing, and spilling her beer all over me, she remember my name and everything. couldnt remember hers =(, but got away with it. She is being really drunk, i could have taken her upstairs and ****ed her at any time. Couldnt do it =(, called her sisters told them their sis is out of control. they sent her home. i dont know whether to pat myself on the back, or kick myself in the balls.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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pat yourself on the back.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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If you actually think that you should kick yourself, you should be more worried about feeling that you need to go after drunk women to score.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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b's nuts

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you should have hit it. Here is the thing, what this girl has never drank before? she knew what was going to happen when she drank that much - how she would act, how horny she would get, the works, that is why she drank. Some girls, won't even drink that much at all, and will pretend to be a lot more fvcked up then they really are so their slutyness seems excuseable or whatever is going on in their minds. If this were some 15 year old girl, i would have helped her on her way, but a girl in a sorrority i would have bent over a hand rail :D
 

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I would not have "hit it". How much class does it take to fvck a drunk chick? Just cause other guys probably used her for that, does not mean you should. Have some pride, what you did was the right thing to do. No doubt about it.
 

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I believe there's a term for "hitting it" with a drunk chick. It's called rape.
 

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depends, if she was all horny and drunk... then I think she wants to be banged! Even though one is drunk, one knows their true instincts.. if she welcomes it, go ahead! She knows what's happening she just wants to be drunk. Usually it's bad form.. and says a lot (negative) about both parties involved..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Big Pappy
I believe there's a term for "hitting it" with a drunk chick. It's called rape.
It's also called "dumbassness." If you need a girl to be drunk to get laid, you suck. :mad: Go find a real female that you don't need to take advantage of. I congratulate DesertsFox for not hitting it.

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