"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Party Guide? (Super Bowl?)

DJ_Trainee_10

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Okay,

One of the cool jocks just invited me to a Super Bowl Party (Feb 5th, about a month from now). Cool, I'm in.

Theres going to be 50 or more guests +1 so possibly over a 100 or more people, I don't know if that's a lot for a party but this is probably the biggest party I've been to all year with a lot of the cool guys and hot girls... literally, I mean it.

I want to know if there's a specific guide to DJing at a party, specifically a Super Bowl Party. I don't want to be the life of the party, although that would be cool, I just want to kick up my popularity and stand out from the others, with the ladies (as a DJ) and with the guys (as a cool guy).

If there isn't such a guide, perhaps all you guys can give me a few (a lot) tips and links to helpful guides. This would help a lot!

I know I may be another guy just asking for advice but this does mean a lot to me.

Thanks,
Trainee 10
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Soupar

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Its a party man... just pimp those *****es.
 

Adone

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Man, it's not a jock party, it's a party, period. Fùck labels and just have fun.

The New Year's Eve party I was invited was in another State and I knew maybe 20% of the people there. Guess what? I got asked my number by 5 different girls and 3 guys... A guy (really alpha-male) introduced me to his girlfriend and the following day she asked a friend of mine for my number and is now constantly SMSing me.

I'm not extremely good looking, I just thought about having fun. As soon as I entered the house, I gave high fives to people and everybody looked so happy to see me, even people I had never talked to in my whole life. I joined conversations with people I had never seen before and I danced with girls I had never met.

If you just think about having fun and not looking cool, girls will flock at you.


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