vonbock
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I was passing by a black club the other day and I saw a guy in the parking lot picking up girls as they come out of the club. Whats the secret to this and is it pretty successful?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?Guybrush said:?
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...connor32 said:so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
sorry it took so long to reply. i was in parking lots doing pickups.Guybrush said:Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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It's called parking lot pimping and it usually produces mixed results. All you need is a hot car and an area infested with wimenz. If a girl is a daft enough to let you bone because of your car then more power to you.