vonbock
Senior Don Juan
I was passing by a black club the other day and I saw a guy in the parking lot picking up girls as they come out of the club. Whats the secret to this and is it pretty successful?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
parking lot pickup
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?Guybrush said:?
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...connor32 said:so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
sorry it took so long to reply. i was in parking lots doing pickups.Guybrush said:Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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It's called parking lot pimping and it usually produces mixed results. All you need is a hot car and an area infested with wimenz. If a girl is a daft enough to let you bone because of your car then more power to you.