vonbock
Senior Don Juan
I was passing by a black club the other day and I saw a guy in the parking lot picking up girls as they come out of the club. Whats the secret to this and is it pretty successful?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?Guybrush said:?
How on earth could we know ANYTHING about the guy who picks up girls as they come out of this particular club at this particular time when you witnessed all this?
Is it pretty successful?
Oh yeah, it's the ultimate weapon. Didn't you know that? The whole community has been trying to cover that up from you Einstein, but we couldn't make it.
It leaked out in the end.
The whole secret is to ambush in a parking lot and to exactly utter the words:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
as you simultaneously start to masturbate explicitly when the girls come out of the club.
This WAS our ultimate secret. And you discovered it.
We knew we wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
And you know what?
All those THOUSANDS OF threads started, brainstormed, edited and compiled are just coverups for this ultimate secret.
Edit: This is why I literally HATE the General Discussion Board. Threads like this is like "sand in a beach" here !
Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...connor32 said:so how long have you been the editor of "overreaction magazine"?
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
sorry it took so long to reply. i was in parking lots doing pickups.Guybrush said:Since I learned that there's no salvation for the large masses of AFCs out there...
Very precious few will really EVER get it, and that's about the way it is for almost anything in life.
I am not anyone's babysitter anyway, I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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It's called parking lot pimping and it usually produces mixed results. All you need is a hot car and an area infested with wimenz. If a girl is a daft enough to let you bone because of your car then more power to you.