"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

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Zwitterion said:
I think I'm the only one here who actually likes Paris Hilton.

If she was a man you guys would be egging her on cus she does what she wants has loads and loads of confidence and just doesn't give ****. But because she represents the girl who has everything that wouldn't give you the time of day in high school you bash her and call her a ***** and pretend she's ugly. Don't be haters, she lives her life and you live yours.

But sticking to the thread, ya she should go to jail..
yea fvckin right dude. we dont bash her because she's a woman. i love woman with confidence.

we bash her because she's famous for doing absolutly nothing. nothin except being a slut that is.

she has no acting talent (horrible in house of wax)
she has no singing talent (that CD was ass)
flaunts her money because she thinks it makes her special.
she's ugly( i'd give her a solid 5 at best)
skinny( she's a damn rail. banging that would be like banging a steel cage)
dumb as fvck( that's hot. most unoriginal thing i've ever heard. my 4 yr old bro could come up with that)
and annoying.
she's basically the most worthless celebirty i've ever seen

she deserves her jail time. people who think that because they're famous that laws are under them need to be taught a lesson. too many celebs get off easy because they're famous.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Who gives a f*ck!?
If you aren't interested in a topic then don't click the topic. Looking for attention much?
 

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Raikojo17 said:
yea fvckin right dude. we dont bash her because she's a woman. i love woman with confidence.

we bash her because she's famous for doing absolutly nothing. nothin except being a slut that is.

she has no acting talent (horrible in house of wax)
she has no singing talent (that CD was ass)
flaunts her money because she thinks it makes her special.
she's ugly( i'd give her a solid 5 at best)
skinny( she's a damn rail. banging that would be like banging a steel cage)
dumb as fvck( that's hot. most unoriginal thing i've ever heard. my 4 yr old bro could come up with that)
and annoying.
she's basically the most worthless celebirty i've ever seen

she deserves her jail time. people who think that because they're famous that laws are under them need to be taught a lesson. too many celebs get off easy because they're famous.
agreed with everything that has been said. I refuse to see the porno because she is ugly. Simple life is a joke as well.

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She should be arrested for being a Stank-hor!!
 

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Grow a pair you piece of sh!t. And don't come up in here preaching when you don't know the situation. We have enough of this man-bashing garbage from feminists already. If you're ashamed to be a man, don't be hating on your kind. It sickens most of us.

Disgusting.
LOL!!! Wow.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If you aren't interested in a topic then don't click the topic. Looking for attention much?
Looking for attention?

I'm not a 40 yr old woman coming to a mans dating advice site because she has nothing better to do with herself.
Go and troll some other website, how bout getting a life at the same time.

Bout time someone told you.
 

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Looking for attention?

I'm not a 40 yr old woman coming to a mans dating advice site because she has nothing better to do with herself.
Go and troll some other website, how bout getting a life at the same time.

Bout time someone told you.
I come on here to help people who need help...as I always have. I'm not trolling. The only "trolling" I have ever done was to radical feminists years ago.

I also do have a life...I'm a full time college student maintaining a 4.0 GPA. I also work as an administrative assistant for a non-profit organization and do web page design and maintenance on the side. I also have a wonderful family. My life is quite full and happy...most likely much more full and happy than yours.

And your point?
 

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I like this. Personally, I think Paris Hilton is ugly as fvck. She is way too skinny for my liking and her nose looks like a flamingo. She looks like a coke hor. Well, she is.
 

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I come on here to help people who need help...as I always have. I'm not trolling. The only "trolling" I have ever done was to radical feminists years ago.

I also do have a life...I'm a full time college student maintaining a 4.0 GPA. I also work as an administrative assistant for a non-profit organization and do web page design and maintenance on the side. I also have a wonderful family. My life is quite full and happy...most likely much more full and happy than yours.

And your point?

That your a ugly, lonely woman and you get flamed at every single post because of your incompetence at giving advice. Which by the way is just bible knowledge, rehashed and then misconstrued to make it "your own" advice.
You contribute nothing original, have no experience (apart from failure relationships) and have a huge streak of 6yr old self importance.
Your the epitome of an annoying lurker troll.

Oh yeah claps at being college when you're 40 well done.

Anit you got some more guys to kill with that poison ***** of yours?
 
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MuayThai said:
That your a ugly, lonely woman and you get flamed at every single post because of your incompetence at giving advice. Which by the way is just bible knowledge, rehashed and then misconstrued to make it "your own" advice.
You contribute nothing original, have no experience (apart from failure relationships) and have a huge streak of 6yr old self importance.
Your the epitome of an annoying lurker troll.

Oh yeah claps at being college when you're 40 well done.

Anit you got some more guys to kill with that poison ***** of yours?
Wow that was awazing! Totally OWNED, props to you. Now please do me next! :up: I need a hard slap this to my face.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Wow that was awazing! Totally OWNED, props to you. Now please do me next! :up: I need a hard slap this to my face.
How about a nice fat c0ck slap in the face?

I bet your buddy Peter North will hook you up with that. (he started out in gay porn)




(There, you got what you asked for.) :)
 

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MuayThai said:
Oh yeah claps at being college when you're 40 well done.
No. Its: "Congratulations for being at college, and working a job with no pay, and being a single mom of three, with a former redneck biker hubby (and father of kids) who's in prison, at 40."
 

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MuayThai said:
That your a ugly, lonely woman and you get flamed at every single post because of your incompetence at giving advice. Which by the way is just bible knowledge, rehashed and then misconstrued to make it "your own" advice.
You contribute nothing original, have no experience (apart from failure relationships) and have a huge streak of 6yr old self importance.
Your the epitome of an annoying lurker troll.

Oh yeah claps at being college when you're 40 well done.

Anit you got some more guys to kill with that poison ***** of yours?
Not ugly (photo has been on my profile for awhile now)
Not lonely (people with a family they love are never lonely)
I only get flamed by the whine ass woman haters (I get along just fine with NORMAL people)
I give very good advice (which is why I have posts in the bible and get requests via PM all the time)
I have ONE failed relationship (followed by several great ones)

And again...your point is?
 

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Call Me Daddy...stop PMing me begging me to go out with you. Oh...and if you send one more photo of your nasty naked self to me I'm going to post it for everyone to see.
 

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Call Me Daddy...stop PMing me begging me to go out with you. Oh...and if you send one more photo of your nasty naked self to me I'm going to post it for everyone to see.
Do it. Then I'll make a thread calling you out on the BS. (with input from the mods about how there is no possibility of me ever contacting you by PM)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Call_Me_Daddy
This message is hidden because Call_Me_Daddy is on your ignore list.

You've been on ignore for weeks, troll...but you are STILL desperate for my attention.
 

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Call_Me_Daddy
This message is hidden because Call_Me_Daddy is on your ignore list.

You've been on ignore for weeks, troll...but you are STILL desperate for my attention.
FANTASTIC!

Now keep me on the ignore list and quit typing my name! STFU please and thank you.
 

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Do it. Then I'll make a thread calling you out on the BS. (with input from the mods about how there is no possibility of me ever contacting you by PM)
Owned.

Wyldfire said:
Not ugly (photo has been on my profile for awhile now)
Not lonely (people with a family they love are never lonely)
I only get flamed by the whine ass woman haters (I get along just fine with NORMAL people)
I give very good advice (which is why I have posts in the bible and get requests via PM all the time)
I have ONE failed relationship (followed by several great ones)

And again...your point is?
F*cking hell, do I have to explain everything explicitly for you to understand it, jeez no wonder you're not in a relationship.

Point is you are a old woman on a website for young men giving advice about something you have absolutely no experience in. You must be doing very well in life and love.

And you are HIDEOUS. URRRGHH

I only get flamed by the whine ass woman haters (I get along just fine with NORMAL people)
ZOMG I doubt your experience and intelligence (If thats what you call what you've got). I must hate all women and be a loser!
Grow up little girl.
 

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I couldn't be more thrilled you don't find me attractive...because I have no interest in attracting low-quality men with horribly negative attitudes. :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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