"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you do deal with girls who worry about everything?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
How do you do deal with girls who worry about everything?

Give them a six pack.
 

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Show them you're in control. This should help them relax.

Or a 6 pack and a funnel will work.
 
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Im bein serious what do you guys do? So far I've been telling them to shut the f*ck up.
 

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Im bein serious what do you guys do? So far I've been telling them to shut the f*ck up.
But more importaintly what do you do about guys that over re-act.......


All girls worry unless their the satanist type :p

If their worrying about something you have two choices. One being you can listen or second; just tell them you don't care.
Oh wait I forgot about the 3rd solution....have so much d*mn fun with them that they can't worry for having such a great time with you;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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