Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
How do you do deal with girls who worry about everything?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
paranoid chicks
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Give them a six pack.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Im bein serious what do you guys do? So far I've been telling them to shut the f*ck up.
InsidiousNstinct
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But more importaintly what do you do about guys that over re-act.......
All girls worry unless their the satanist type
If their worrying about something you have two choices. One being you can listen or second; just tell them you don't care.
Oh wait I forgot about the 3rd solution....have so much d*mn fun with them that they can't worry for having such a great time with you
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.