Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Pain in the a** kid

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Theres this kid in my geology class who thinks hes funny ****. The only people that laugh with him are the other loser kids in the class who dont want to deal with his "Your mom..." or "Small penis" jokes. I know they dont reallt like him because i talk to them after class and they all say he's a faggot.

So would would one say to **** like this:

"Your mom (whatever)"

"At least i can see my penis"

Just stupid **** like that. Oh yea and theres no girls in this class for some reason so djing or trying to impress.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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penkitten

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type the following letter to your teacher and mail it to the school attn to your teacher. .

just say this ...

dear (insert teachers name)
i am in your (insert which period)
there is a real butt in our class who never shuts up with his immature senseless "your momma " jokes and such.
his name is (insert name)
the rest of our class came here for the education and enjoy your teaching, we did not come for the entertainment and its not very entertaining.
please do whatever is possible to control him in class, or else the rest of us are going to have our parents take it to the principal and the board of education.
he makes this class suck.
sincerly,
someone who wants an education
 

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but i want to say something BACK that makes him look like a total *****
 

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the best revenge is to live on with your life

He is not worth your time or energy.

Saying something back only lowers yourself to his level. It is not worth it and you will look like a big man. If he tries anything on you, then just say "Wow, I hear an annoying fly." Thats what I did and after three times of that. He saw he wouldn't get a rise out of me and left me alone.
 

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me myself im a pretty laid back kid.if the kid keeps giving you **** hit him in the stomach,usually people like this are little *****es.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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look at him and go "bro, listen: no one likes you. you're not funny, its sjut annoying. stop trying distract everyone."
he'll probalby make some smartass comment and then jsut be like "...my point exactly. real intelligent."
 

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Originally posted by Patrick124
look at him and go "bro, listen: no one likes you. you're not funny, its sjut annoying. stop trying distract everyone."
he'll probalby make some smartass comment and then jsut be like "...my point exactly. real intelligent."
Ya but you have to do it in front of EVERYONE. most likely your teacher doesnt like him if he interrupts so you will get on everyones good side.
 

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Ok heres a few combacks next time this ******* says something smart.


And how come you guys always act like little *****s when someone is making fun of you or something.. Jeez you guys need to learn how to stick up for your self.





-Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.


-Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!


-Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin.


-If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper.



-That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.



-Man, that joke is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.

-Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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qweretyuiopas

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Originally posted by Phat
-Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

-Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin.

-If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper.

-Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!
Yes if u must use a comeback use one of those lmfao :crackup:
 
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