"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pain in left testicle...

mpimpin

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This is kind of embarrassing and I have googled this and found a lot of people asking this question on different boards but with no answers!

For the last week I have noticed a slight pain in my left testicle. Its not constant just occasionally sometimes when I walk or even sit or lay on my left side.

Has anyone had any experience with this? Any advice? I really want going to see a doctor to be last option.
 

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Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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mpimpin said:
This is kind of embarrassing and I have googled this and found a lot of people asking this question on different boards but with no answers!

For the last week I have noticed a slight pain in my left testicle. Its not constant just occasionally sometimes when I walk or even sit or lay on my left side.

Has anyone had any experience with this? Any advice? I really want going to see a doctor to be last option.
I don't know anything about this, but seeing a doctor would be my first choice. Doctors have seen and heard it all... I hope it's nothing serious like testicular cancer.

Hope everything turns out okay for you man.
 

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theres a tube that connects to each nut (hence how the sperm gets out of your nut, to your d*ck and on to your sister's t*ts) - i have a feeling this tube can get bent or what not.

everyone has had mild nut pain now and then. gotta remember, when you go for a run your nuts are flopping around the whole time. this kind of wear and tear can sometimes create a strain that makes them hurt.

but your nuts are pretty reisilent. like during sex a woman can tug pretty hard on your nuts and it won't hurt.

i think nut pain its only serious if it persists for more than a day and if you can't sit / walk.

heres a general rule of thumb you should follow: any bodily pains that create sever discomfort and last more than 1-3 days, you should go the doctor about.
 

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If you play a lot of sports maybe you tore or pulled something.

That or it could be the dredded cancer or a mere urinary tract infection cureable with some pills.

Joekerr could also be right and maybe you just got a bit too rough with some chick during sex and bruised yourself on her ass or she bruised you by playing with your rumbly jumblies.

Just go see a urologist already and find out for sure.
 

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Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A bit more research leads me to believe it could possibly be a bacterial infection. Fevers are common with the pain and I've had a cold and been running a fever. I got a prescription for an antibiotic and am currently taking that.

If it happens to be a bacterial infection a general antibiotic would cure it. So maybe what I'm currently taking will help. I think I'll wait a couple days and finish off this prescription before seeing a doctor.

Thanks for the advice and concern.
 

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To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
ROFL I kinda hate to laugh, but that was funny.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
mhmm live the rest of my life with men buying me drinks...

Its something to think about
:D
 

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post a picture of your testicle and we can give you better advice.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Is it like a pain where they feel like they weigh about 40 pounds and any minor shift in movement hurts?

I've had that. I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious since it's only there for like 5 minutes then it's gone. Probably just a tube getting pinched or whatever. :rock:
 

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joekerr31 said:
post a picture of your testicle and we can give you better advice.
lmao
 

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Maybe you are like Player Supreme, who claimed he had pain in one of his nutz because he had too much testosterone. He was too much of a man for his own good.
 

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probably not cancer as cancer dosent cause pain generally
 

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navyseal2101 said:
probably not cancer as cancer dosent cause pain generally
Thankyou glad someone mentioned accurate advice on testicular cancer.
 

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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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WhitePimp said:
Is it like a pain where they feel like they weigh about 40 pounds and any minor shift in movement hurts?

I've had that. I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious since it's only there for like 5 minutes then it's gone. Probably just a tube getting pinched or whatever. :rock:

Thats exactly what its like
 

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A torsion is the only thing I know of that causes pain. A simple procedure can fix this. The pain usually becomes unbearable, and a doctor is consulted to make the diagnosis.
 

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Well I finished up my antibiotic I was on today, but have had no pain the last two days!! I hope things stay this way, but if not I will go see a urologist.
 
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