"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Pain in left testicle...

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This is kind of embarrassing and I have googled this and found a lot of people asking this question on different boards but with no answers!

For the last week I have noticed a slight pain in my left testicle. Its not constant just occasionally sometimes when I walk or even sit or lay on my left side.

Has anyone had any experience with this? Any advice? I really want going to see a doctor to be last option.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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mpimpin said:
This is kind of embarrassing and I have googled this and found a lot of people asking this question on different boards but with no answers!

For the last week I have noticed a slight pain in my left testicle. Its not constant just occasionally sometimes when I walk or even sit or lay on my left side.

Has anyone had any experience with this? Any advice? I really want going to see a doctor to be last option.
I don't know anything about this, but seeing a doctor would be my first choice. Doctors have seen and heard it all... I hope it's nothing serious like testicular cancer.

Hope everything turns out okay for you man.
 

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theres a tube that connects to each nut (hence how the sperm gets out of your nut, to your d*ck and on to your sister's t*ts) - i have a feeling this tube can get bent or what not.

everyone has had mild nut pain now and then. gotta remember, when you go for a run your nuts are flopping around the whole time. this kind of wear and tear can sometimes create a strain that makes them hurt.

but your nuts are pretty reisilent. like during sex a woman can tug pretty hard on your nuts and it won't hurt.

i think nut pain its only serious if it persists for more than a day and if you can't sit / walk.

heres a general rule of thumb you should follow: any bodily pains that create sever discomfort and last more than 1-3 days, you should go the doctor about.
 

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If you play a lot of sports maybe you tore or pulled something.

That or it could be the dredded cancer or a mere urinary tract infection cureable with some pills.

Joekerr could also be right and maybe you just got a bit too rough with some chick during sex and bruised yourself on her ass or she bruised you by playing with your rumbly jumblies.

Just go see a urologist already and find out for sure.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A bit more research leads me to believe it could possibly be a bacterial infection. Fevers are common with the pain and I've had a cold and been running a fever. I got a prescription for an antibiotic and am currently taking that.

If it happens to be a bacterial infection a general antibiotic would cure it. So maybe what I'm currently taking will help. I think I'll wait a couple days and finish off this prescription before seeing a doctor.

Thanks for the advice and concern.
 

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To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
ROFL I kinda hate to laugh, but that was funny.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
To go to see doc or not is a tough question. Maybe I could help you with that. Consider this:

If you get cancer and they have to cut your d!ck and balls off, you are going to have to do sex change operation. Get a vagina, boobies, get rid of body hair, etc.. Ask yourself, would you make a pretty woman?

If the answer is yes, doc can wait.
mhmm live the rest of my life with men buying me drinks...

Its something to think about
:D
 

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post a picture of your testicle and we can give you better advice.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is it like a pain where they feel like they weigh about 40 pounds and any minor shift in movement hurts?

I've had that. I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious since it's only there for like 5 minutes then it's gone. Probably just a tube getting pinched or whatever. :rock:
 

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joekerr31 said:
post a picture of your testicle and we can give you better advice.
lmao
 

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Maybe you are like Player Supreme, who claimed he had pain in one of his nutz because he had too much testosterone. He was too much of a man for his own good.
 

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probably not cancer as cancer dosent cause pain generally
 

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navyseal2101 said:
probably not cancer as cancer dosent cause pain generally
Thankyou glad someone mentioned accurate advice on testicular cancer.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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WhitePimp said:
Is it like a pain where they feel like they weigh about 40 pounds and any minor shift in movement hurts?

I've had that. I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious since it's only there for like 5 minutes then it's gone. Probably just a tube getting pinched or whatever. :rock:

Thats exactly what its like
 

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A torsion is the only thing I know of that causes pain. A simple procedure can fix this. The pain usually becomes unbearable, and a doctor is consulted to make the diagnosis.
 

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Well I finished up my antibiotic I was on today, but have had no pain the last two days!! I hope things stay this way, but if not I will go see a urologist.
 
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