"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

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Packers text girl he met at the pub ( Read for the lulz)

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ok. so i met a girl who lives next to me at the pub on saturday. i forgot to text her yesterday. so i did it today. this is how the convo went

me:Breaking news! looks like the aussie is going back home! better better show me some sites before he is gone!

her: who's this?
(you suck my battle****! )

me: Your Stalker! who do you think it is it's Packers!
(thinking when she remembers who i am she will spark up a little)

her: oh right!
(the ship has sunk and i don't bother texting her back)

i would ask what i did wrong here but since it's for the luls i will tell you. i SUCK at texting, i waited WAY to late to do it, and i didn't leave a good impression on her when i was talking to her at the pub. all in all a COMPLETE fail!

why did i leave Australia again?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how come you didnt try to take her home that same night?

club/pub/bar slut are for same night lay. if you cant do it same night ...text her the next day and try to get a date for that same day.

NEVER WAIT MORE THAN A DAY TO TEXT A BAR SLUT.:box:
 
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Tiguere said:
how come you didnt try to take her home that same night?

club/pub/bar slut are for same night lay. if you cant do it same night ...text her the next day and try to get a date for that same day.

NEVER WAIT MORE THAN A DAY TO TEXT A BAR SLUT.:box:
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i didnt because she lives next door to me and i live in a small village. plus i dont have enough game too.
 
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