Packers text girl he met at the pub ( Read for the lulz)

[Packers2010]

ok. so i met a girl who lives next to me at the pub on saturday. i forgot to text her yesterday. so i did it today. this is how the convo went

me:Breaking news! looks like the aussie is going back home! better better show me some sites before he is gone!

her: who's this?
(you suck my battle****! )

me: Your Stalker! who do you think it is it's Packers!
(thinking when she remembers who i am she will spark up a little)

her: oh right!
(the ship has sunk and i don't bother texting her back)

i would ask what i did wrong here but since it's for the luls i will tell you. i SUCK at texting, i waited WAY to late to do it, and i didn't leave a good impression on her when i was talking to her at the pub. all in all a COMPLETE fail!

why did i leave Australia again?

 

[Tiguere]

how come you didnt try to take her home that same night?

club/pub/bar slut are for same night lay. if you cant do it same night ...text her the next day and try to get a date for that same day.

NEVER WAIT MORE THAN A DAY TO TEXT A BAR SLUT.:box:

 

[Packers2010]

how come you didnt try to take her home that same night?

club/pub/bar slut are for same night lay. if you cant do it same night ...text her the next day and try to get a date for that same day.

NEVER WAIT MORE THAN A DAY TO TEXT A BAR SLUT.:box:

i didnt because she lives next door to me and i live in a small village. plus i dont have enough game too.