"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Corndowg

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Right now i just got back from having sex with this one girl in the backseat of her 97 saturn.

The thing is that i couldn't finish because my balls started hurting and they f-in hurt now. I guess its from the uncomfortability or something.

Is there any info about this or something? My balls are in pain for no apparent reason. Help
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sometimes my d1ck hurts so bad after sex....its like it gets soarness to it. My balls very hurt though. I would give it some time. Like a week, if you dont get improvement see a doctor.
 

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You might have hit your balls on something in that uncomfortable position, and bruised them. If the pain is extreme, see a doctor. Otherwise, see if the pain subsides. I have bruised mine on several occasions from bedroom activities that got kind of crazy.
 

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Hmmmm.. i would recommend let her ride you in a car when u're having sex. that way she has to do all the work and you are comfy.;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You probably twisted your ball sac during the fun... or crunched one in between your crotch....it happens...wear some boxers or go commando and let the blood circulate properly by letting your sac heal itself....its happened to me a couple of times...back to normal by the weekend.
 

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ok guys. It went back to normal like right overnight so i know it ain't serious.

Explain this blue balls thing
 

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Blue balls......is when your horny and you havent had a girl in a long.. long... long.... time and your ball sac turns blue....its just a saying..I dont think it really turns blue.
 

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blue balls

as we all know the epidiymis (sp?) creates the little sperm guys. When you are getting horny, most of them leave the matrix-like area so they can eventually charge forth into the vagina and fallopian tubes to make some babies. When you are pretty horny for a long time, the sperm are somewhere in between, aka not where they are supposed to be. This causes inflammation of the epidiymis and the pain we know as blue balls.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I don't think that what you said has any connection with an STD that i am aware of.
The same thing has happened to me in the past and a mate of mine as well.
Cheers
 

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It's a badly-kept secret.
Medical questions are for doctors, not for strangers.

- De La
 

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this reminds me of a discussion i just had with my mate, i said there is almost nothing more painful than going hammer and tongs behind a chick and your c@ck slips out and hits the piece of skin next to her puss, arghhhhhh this almost brings a tear to my eye, he looked at me strangely and said hes done it a few times too and it never hurt him at all....... weird

anyways, yes corndowg ive done some research and looked closely at your case, and my diagnosis is yes your balls should fall off within 5 to 7 working days.

Medical questions are for doctors, not for strangers.
ESPECIALLY when it comes to the precious jewels
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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