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Owww...my balls...

Corndowg

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Right now i just got back from having sex with this one girl in the backseat of her 97 saturn.

The thing is that i couldn't finish because my balls started hurting and they f-in hurt now. I guess its from the uncomfortability or something.

Is there any info about this or something? My balls are in pain for no apparent reason. Help
 

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sometimes my d1ck hurts so bad after sex....its like it gets soarness to it. My balls very hurt though. I would give it some time. Like a week, if you dont get improvement see a doctor.
 

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You might have hit your balls on something in that uncomfortable position, and bruised them. If the pain is extreme, see a doctor. Otherwise, see if the pain subsides. I have bruised mine on several occasions from bedroom activities that got kind of crazy.
 

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Hmmmm.. i would recommend let her ride you in a car when u're having sex. that way she has to do all the work and you are comfy.;)
 

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You probably twisted your ball sac during the fun... or crunched one in between your crotch....it happens...wear some boxers or go commando and let the blood circulate properly by letting your sac heal itself....its happened to me a couple of times...back to normal by the weekend.
 

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ok guys. It went back to normal like right overnight so i know it ain't serious.

Explain this blue balls thing
 

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Blue balls......is when your horny and you havent had a girl in a long.. long... long.... time and your ball sac turns blue....its just a saying..I dont think it really turns blue.
 

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blue balls

as we all know the epidiymis (sp?) creates the little sperm guys. When you are getting horny, most of them leave the matrix-like area so they can eventually charge forth into the vagina and fallopian tubes to make some babies. When you are pretty horny for a long time, the sperm are somewhere in between, aka not where they are supposed to be. This causes inflammation of the epidiymis and the pain we know as blue balls.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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I don't think that what you said has any connection with an STD that i am aware of.
The same thing has happened to me in the past and a mate of mine as well.
Cheers
 

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this reminds me of a discussion i just had with my mate, i said there is almost nothing more painful than going hammer and tongs behind a chick and your c@ck slips out and hits the piece of skin next to her puss, arghhhhhh this almost brings a tear to my eye, he looked at me strangely and said hes done it a few times too and it never hurt him at all....... weird

anyways, yes corndowg ive done some research and looked closely at your case, and my diagnosis is yes your balls should fall off within 5 to 7 working days.

Medical questions are for doctors, not for strangers.
ESPECIALLY when it comes to the precious jewels
 
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