"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Over half of European-heritage men paternally descend from this Chad

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Messages
12,738
Reaction score
5,156

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Deranged

Don Juan
Joined
May 16, 2022
Messages
133
Reaction score
89
Location
Canada
This is so cool. All you hear about is Khan as Back mentioned.
 

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Messages
12,738
Reaction score
5,156
There is also a large percentage of the population that can be traced back to Ghengis Khan as well.
This is actually much more overwhelming than even Genghis, as this male-line paternity. Whoever this guy was, it's like he made sure that almost no other man spread his seed. :eek: He must have been a warrior-king that simply slaughtered all the males of the tribes that he had conquered.

It's GENETICALLY OVER for SlaughteredCels.
 

BackInTheGame78

Moderator
Joined
Sep 10, 2014
Messages
16,980
Reaction score
19,313
This is actually much more overwhelming than even Genghis, as this male-line paternity. Whoever this guy was, it's like he made sure that almost no other man spread his seed. :eek: He must have been a warrior-king that simply slaughtered all the males of the tribes that he had conquered.

It's GENETICALLY OVER for SlaughteredCels.
You gotta remember that going back that far, there were far less humans in existence at the time, so while this seems like a monumental task, it likely wasn't as monumental as you think because the number of people it involves was far less than you believe.

There weren't billions or even millions or probably even hundreds of thousands. There might have only been a few thousand people.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Messages
12,738
Reaction score
5,156
You gotta remember that going back that far, there were far less humans in existence at the time, so while this seems like a monumental task, it likely wasn't as monumental as you think because the number of people it involves was far less than you believe.

There weren't billions or even millions or probably even hundreds of thousands. There might have only been a few thousand people.
He still mogged the sheet out of his competition.
 

BackInTheGame78

Moderator
Joined
Sep 10, 2014
Messages
16,980
Reaction score
19,313
He still mogged the sheet out of his competition.
Unlikely. Far more likely he has a specific genetic mutation that was highly beneficial in survival for offspring in situations where others died like the Black Plague, etc.
 

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Messages
12,738
Reaction score
5,156
Unlikely. Far more likely he has a specific genetic mutation that was highly beneficial in survival for offspring in situations where others died like the Black Plague, etc.
He might have had the mutation that created a new & improved glans, which allows men in a polyamourous system to scoop out his rivals' seed.
 

jhonny9546

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 17, 2024
Messages
2,623
Reaction score
552
Location
Italy
How many son did He had?

All this when inseminating women was not a legal issue to be addressed afterwards.

Which places on planet earth still have no child support laws? (mothers' actually)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Top