"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Over half of European-heritage men paternally descend from this Chad

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This is so cool. All you hear about is Khan as Back mentioned.
 

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There is also a large percentage of the population that can be traced back to Ghengis Khan as well.
This is actually much more overwhelming than even Genghis, as this male-line paternity. Whoever this guy was, it's like he made sure that almost no other man spread his seed. :eek: He must have been a warrior-king that simply slaughtered all the males of the tribes that he had conquered.

It's GENETICALLY OVER for SlaughteredCels.
 

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This is actually much more overwhelming than even Genghis, as this male-line paternity. Whoever this guy was, it's like he made sure that almost no other man spread his seed. :eek: He must have been a warrior-king that simply slaughtered all the males of the tribes that he had conquered.

It's GENETICALLY OVER for SlaughteredCels.
You gotta remember that going back that far, there were far less humans in existence at the time, so while this seems like a monumental task, it likely wasn't as monumental as you think because the number of people it involves was far less than you believe.

There weren't billions or even millions or probably even hundreds of thousands. There might have only been a few thousand people.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You gotta remember that going back that far, there were far less humans in existence at the time, so while this seems like a monumental task, it likely wasn't as monumental as you think because the number of people it involves was far less than you believe.

There weren't billions or even millions or probably even hundreds of thousands. There might have only been a few thousand people.
He still mogged the sheet out of his competition.
 

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He still mogged the sheet out of his competition.
Unlikely. Far more likely he has a specific genetic mutation that was highly beneficial in survival for offspring in situations where others died like the Black Plague, etc.
 

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Unlikely. Far more likely he has a specific genetic mutation that was highly beneficial in survival for offspring in situations where others died like the Black Plague, etc.
He might have had the mutation that created a new & improved glans, which allows men in a polyamourous system to scoop out his rivals' seed.
 

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How many son did He had?

All this when inseminating women was not a legal issue to be addressed afterwards.

Which places on planet earth still have no child support laws? (mothers' actually)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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