"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im Quite Good At Approaching Girls And women

The Point is that I cant get Rid of This funny Feeling Inside Me its Like A suction In my chest and stomach and This makes My whole Bodie Funny
My bodie is well built and i have a great Posture
How can I get Rid of This crazyness

I was Planning on lying down while my cousin drives a car over my stomach area, will it work? or maybe by eating a bee hive

What R your Tips Be an angel Or even a devil

Chow
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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its probably just nerves man...if not then see a doctor
 
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abcd_z

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Yeah, or possibly a psych ward. I can't think of a single problem that would be improved by driving a car over your chest.

What you're feeling is probably closer to "butterflies in your stomach," which is a perfectly natural reaction to something you're unfamiliar with.
 
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Originally posted by StoneCold

I was Planning on lying down while my cousin drives a car over my stomach area, will it work? or maybe by eating a bee hive
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HAHAHA, bada bap bap bada, I'm lovin' it. ~Zappa
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by StoneCold
Im Quite Good At Approaching Girls And women

The Point is that I cant get Rid of This funny Feeling Inside Me its Like A suction In my chest and stomach and This makes My whole Bodie Funny
My bodie is well built and i have a great Posture
How can I get Rid of This crazyness

I was Planning on lying down while my cousin drives a car over my stomach area, will it work? or maybe by eating a bee hive

What R your Tips Be an angel Or even a devil

Chow
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Here's a tip... I don't know how much you're paying for your dope, but all you're getting is skank. You might want to consider laying off it for a while.
 
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The problem is in your brain and not your stomach - have your cousin drive his car over your head and end your miserable existence and, if nothing else, hopefully you will get brain damage and improve your thinking!
 
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