"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Our friendship should be exclusive??

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i was bored after hanging out with girl A so i text this girl B that i just noe for a short time, just for flirting around:

me: "Hey sugar where r u now"

her: "on my way 2 dance rehersal, how was ur day?"

me: "u wont belive dis i was suppose 2 hang out wif frnds i met da cute girl frm party (girl A) at bus stop she had 2 buy books so i ditch my frnds n went wif her instead :D"

her: "oh la la so wat u guyz do?"

me: "not much we touch had a vry passionate frnch kiss n made out tats it y?"

her: "o come on y cant i b interested in ur love life?"

me: "sugar r u jealous if u r den ill stop hang out wif her :p"

her: "den who wil u hang out wif"

me: " ppl u wont get jealous frm"

her: "hmm ill think about it. maybe our friendship should be exclusive!"

what did she mean by that :confused:

thx fellow DJs
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dunno, just set a date with her to find out :p , she was flirting with u, good hint, find out more
 
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i dont understand why you have to do that ghetto talk on here. DO u think we are all from the ghetto and can understand that junk ?

If you are going to post here, please spell your words correctly. its common courtesy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Wiesman44
i dont understand why you have to do that ghetto talk on here. DO u think we are all from the ghetto and can understand that junk ?

If you are going to post here, please spell your words correctly. its common courtesy.
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Agreed.....If a girl sent me texts like that i would tell her to come back when she has learnt proper English. Cant stand it!
 
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LOL it's not ghetto talk when you text message someone you are doing it in a hurry and you wanna do it quick, so most people do use abbreviations and shorten forms of the words. They even have a version of bible like this invented in the UK :eek:
 
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