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you sweeties need to get a room. werd! cooollll...Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Wow. Are you ... me?
Haha. I could have written the EXACT same thing man. Wierd!![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
you sweeties need to get a room. werd! cooollll...Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Wow. Are you ... me?
Haha. I could have written the EXACT same thing man. Wierd!![]()
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Do they still sell the Honda 500? I know Kawasaki still sells the Ninja 500 (same model for the most part) really good first bike exellent choice either way though. You can usually sell those bikes for what they cost and when you're read get something with 1000+ dollar plastics.Originally posted by BrotherAP
I love going on snowboarding trips with my buds, getting drunk in the cabins and laid after the hill closes. Travelling, b!tches, boooze, and boarding - what more could you want.
Summertime, I love bikes. I'm getting a Honda CBR 500 - it'll be my first bike.
Also camping. With girls, of course.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Great minds think alike... and, I must say, our minds are exceptionally greatOriginally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Wow. Are you ... me?
Haha. I could have written the EXACT same thing man. Wierd!![]()
If they don't sell the 500, I'll go with the 600rr or get a used bike. The Kawasakis are nice too, but I think the hondas look better. I love the way those things look, the way the feel, and the way a girl has to wrap her arms around you if she wants a rideDo they still sell the Honda 500? I know Kawasaki still sells the Ninja 500 (same model for the most part) really good first bike exellent choice either way though. You can usually sell those bikes for what they cost and when you're read get something with 1000+ dollar plastics.
R U sure you wanna go that expenc for a first bike? That's a 4K difference in bikes between a 500 and a 6RR. If you do end up getting an RR make sure you get some sliders to protect your plastics incase you drop it. They won't save your bike in a wreck but most people at least drop their bike or have them knocked over enough to invest in a decent set.Originally posted by BrotherAP
If they don't sell the 500, I'll go with the 600rr or get a used bike. The Kawasakis are nice too, but I think the hondas look better. I love the way those things look, the way the feel, and the way a girl has to wrap her arms around you if she wants a ride![]()