"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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frivolousz21

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I think ive seen the light.

YES
ITS SPECIAL RIGHTS.



If I go to the grocery store or anywhere.

and a woman is rude to me..I have to police myself to be calm and nice...as long aspossible.

but if a man is rude..I am allowed to say fyck you.

but since she is a woman i gotta be kind so she can HAVE SPECIAL PRIVALEDGES TO BE A BYTCH.

you cant hit a woman so they have special privaledges to be a bytch about most things in most situations.

they DO not repsect all that man has done for them.

not saying not to treat woman equal or good.but a lot of them dont repsect the millions of men who have died for THEIR FREEDOM.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speedo_meme

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I do want to add another point:

Not ALL women are respect-less b1tches, just like not all southern white people are hate driven KKK rednecks, not all blacks are gangsters and rappers, and not all hispanics are illegal peasants. It's just a percentage of each that makes the entire group look terrible.

Knowledge is key. KNOW what you're talking about before complaining, which leads to special rights, err...equal, rights.
 

Bad_Lil'Pixie

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frivolousz21 said:
If I go to the grocery store or anywhere.

and a woman is rude to me..I have to police myself to be calm and nice...as long aspossible.

but if a man is rude..I am allowed to say fyck you.

...Friv, some of your rage is self inflicted and could be curbed. Who made these rules and why are you following them???

I do agree with you on this subject, I do not support women in male sports or any other male-dominated roles. Nor do I want a male day care teacher watching over my infant daughter or assisting me with a new bra purchase at Victoria's.

Not due to ability, there could be some very talented women athletes and some great male sales reps.

But in sports, men are in it for the game and competition, they focus on the goal to be the greatest and it seems to me women get into male roles for the "point" they are trying to make. Women’s focus tends to be more on the attention they are getting and the statement they are trying to make and not the success of the game or trade.

If you meet a rude sales clerk I feel you should meet her head on, no rules or exceptions made. You are "policing" yourself because you were trained to "be nice to girls". You can break these rules. Physical violence isn't acceptable to either sex, but let the war of words rage, take nothing from someone that shows rudeness and disrespect.
 
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