Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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So my girl tries to give me head and it feels decent, but I don't feel anywhere close to cuming. Is it because she is doing it wrong or do most guys enjoy oral but will not be able to orgasm from it. Also as a note I am not circumsized so I feel like I should feel even more from oral but I don't. Tips for teaching her to give better head?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Forms

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Most girls just aren't that good at giving head. I'm uncircumsized too, and after I got head from a few girls I thought maybe that had something to do with it. I just couldn't come.

Then I hooked a girl who actually could give good head, and I realized that it's simply an issue of girls not knowing how to give good head.

The best head is the simplest. I've had girls who deep throat, and work all around the angles of my junk and pull out all sorts of crazy tricks, but it doesn't get the job done. The type of head you see in porn isn't really that great (my fb watches porn and hooking up with her made me realize how much of the stuff you see in porn isn't THAT great in real life).

She just needs to be sitting in a relaxed way, put the head in her mouth, tuck her lips back and apply a medium amount of pressure (suction) while she bobs her head up and down. She doesn't need to go down too far, just a little will get the job done. It helps if she massages your balls.

A girl giving you head, and you giving a girl head is similiar in one important way: consistency. If she does one thing for thirty seconds, then switches to another thing, over and over again, it'll never get the job done. Once she's bobbing up and down on it, tell her to just keep going till you're done.

It really is that simple, but most girls don't seem to have learned. Which is really the fault of the guys they date for not showing them.

Explain it to her the way I just explained it to you and she should be fine.
 

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My girl can always make me *** from sucking my cack... she does this move coordinating her mouth and hand to finish me off. SHe's the only one who can consistently make me *** with her mouth/hand alone.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mr.Positive

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I like it when women use their tongue, that's what drives me through the roof. Most women do not use it enough though, or the correct way.
 

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This may sound like a dumb question, but I've never gotten head before. When you're about to bust, do you tell her or just let it rip? One of my buddies says he doesn't tell her when she is about to bust. What do you guys do?
 

STR8UP

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Canibus27 said:
This may sound like a dumb question, but I've never gotten head before. When you're about to bust, do you tell her or just let it rip? One of my buddies says he doesn't tell her when she is about to bust. What do you guys do?
You don't have to tell her. If she doesn't want you to bust in her mouth she will tell you, trust me.

Chicks who swallow RULE. Something about a chick who at least tolerates it thats a big turn on.

I said this in another thread, but good head is AWESOME. If it's anything but good, it pretty much sucks.

My experience.....only about 10% of women are good at giving head. The rest REALLY need to take some lessons.
 

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Position yourself upright, or stand up, its easier to feed the ladies that way.

If your getting head lying down, sitting back, or your to relaxed its harder to unload.
 

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STR8UP said:
Chicks who swallow RULE. Something about a chick who at least tolerates it thats a big turn on.
:yes:


I usually tell the girl before I cvm, just so she doesn't gag and wretch all over me, or even worse, spit it all back out on me. I tend to cvm a lot, though. A girl last month told me it shot out her nose. :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ever onward

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I know this is gonna sound strange but......my right leg really shakes when I shoot. Is it like that for anyone else?
 

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Tell them that most women can't make you come from a blow-job and watch them work their tits of to be the one that does.
 

STR8UP

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Nighthawk said:
Tell them that most women can't make you come from a blow-job and watch them work their tits of to be the one that does.
I think I just might try that....
 

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can't she tell when you are starting to get off by the way you act?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create Reality

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wait for a time when she is really hungry, and then sugar coat yo dik.
 

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The Forms said:
Most girls just aren't that good at giving head. I'm uncircumsized too, and after I got head from a few girls I thought maybe that had something to do with it. I just couldn't come.

Then I hooked a girl who actually could give good head, and I realized that it's simply an issue of girls not knowing how to give good head.

The best head is the simplest. I've had girls who deep throat, and work all around the angles of my junk and pull out all sorts of crazy tricks, but it doesn't get the job done. The type of head you see in porn isn't really that great (my fb watches porn and hooking up with her made me realize how much of the stuff you see in porn isn't THAT great in real life).

She just needs to be sitting in a relaxed way, put the head in her mouth, tuck her lips back and apply a medium amount of pressure (suction) while she bobs her head up and down. She doesn't need to go down too far, just a little will get the job done. It helps if she massages your balls.

A girl giving you head, and you giving a girl head is similiar in one important way: consistency. If she does one thing for thirty seconds, then switches to another thing, over and over again, it'll never get the job done. Once she's bobbing up and down on it, tell her to just keep going till you're done.

It really is that simple, but most girls don't seem to have learned. Which is really the fault of the guys they date for not showing them.

Explain it to her the way I just explained it to you and she should be fine.
i never seen a uncircumcised penis so ill probably google it later to see but i got a question...why don't you guys go to the doctor and get that sh!t cut off? isnt it unattractive??
 

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i see now...YUCK...ill never google penis pics ever again...my 15 seconds of gayness has ended....lol
 

Mr.Positive

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Ken785 said:
i see now...YUCK...ill never google penis pics ever again...my 15 seconds of gayness has ended....lol
I dunno Ken785..your location DOES say San Francisco. Be sure to not let your 15 seconds of gayness turn into 15 years of gayness. :D
 

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Ken, because we were born in a more enlightened part of the world that doesn't mutilate their babies.

And now that I'm older, there's no way I'm letting somebody go near there with anything sharp.

Besides, no girl's ever complained. My girlfriend didn't even notice for about a month that I wasn't cut.. When it's hard, the skin pulls back and looks virtually the same.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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