"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oral sex on a girl...STD potential?

squirrels

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I've actually had intercourse with 3 women (up from last year's total of "zero", thanks SoSuave) and I've always used good protection, namely latex condoms with spermicide.

On the other hand, I've fooled around with a bunch of girls, up to and including going "down there." Probably about 5 or 6 in all. I know HIV can go through oral sex especially if you have any cuts or open wounds in the mouth, but I don't believe I've had any of those at the time. Besides, nothing seems to get a girl squirming like going to work down there, if you know what you're doing. And I love seeing girls squirm. Also, if you do it right, they'll "return the favor."

I'm wondering, though, although HIV and other STDs (herpes) are communicable through oral sex, what IS the likelihood of infection? As much as REAL unprotected sex? Less? GREATER??

And what can be done about this? I mean, sure they have "dental dams," but I can imagine a girl just freaking out if I suddenly broke one of those out on her. They're self-conscious enough about "cleanliness" down there. :p

None of these girls seemed really "loose" or anything...I guess I'm just kind of paranoid. Was wondering if anyone's had experience with this. I'm more worried about HIV than anything else...that one'll kill you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I know that you can get herpes. Cold sores are basically a form of herpes so NEVER let a girl with a sore in or on her mouth go near your shlong because she can give you herpes. And vice versa dont go down on a chick if u got a cold sore.
 

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I know that you can get herpes. Cold sores are basically a form of herpes so NEVER let a girl with a sore in or on her mouth go near your shlong because she can give you herpes. And vice versa dont go down on a chick if u got a cold sore.
More information on cold sores. If you have what you think is a cold sore, don't freak out. It could be a relatively harmless canker sore. Both occure in different places so if you understand them both you can determine which you have. (by "you" I am not addressing anyone specifically, I am being hypothetical)

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/DS/00358.html
 

squirrels

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I'm more worried about HIV than anything else. Not that I'm not concerned with herpes, but HIV is my main concern.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i dont reckon your going to catch much through a split lip, its not like your sharing needles or anything is it?

thought about using a dental dam?
 

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Stop freaking out. The uneducated public drives me crazy. First off. My mom is a doctor and I hear about all these myths about everything from STD's to colds to everything. It's almost comical.

First off. I'll start with the main concern of everyone, albeit a low risk unless you are gay.... HIV. This is transmitted 3 ways... sharing needles, blood transfusions (not so much anymore) and sexual intercourse. You don't get this from sharing cocain straws (as some think), from oral sex (there isn't one documented case), or from kissing. It has to be blood/blood contact. Not blood/sore or blood, cut contact. Their has to be actual blood and a pathway into your bloodstream open for it to be transmitted. This is one of the hardest diseases to catch, thankfully. The government is doing a good job of scaring people, and they should be. But they are lieing for a good cause.

You can get herpes 1 and 2, clamydia, gonnorhea, warts, and a few other pesky little STD's from oral sex. There is a very slim chance you will catch this unless they are visible. Recent studies have proven this... don't believe me? Look it up.

Just be careful... dont use a dental dam... she'll laugh at how anal you are. Just do a little examination beforehand.
 

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what if the girl has HIV, u go down on her, and you happen to get some of her juices in your mouth and you swallow it cuz u have to swallow ur saliva?

does the HIV get absorbed into the bloodstream from the small intestine?
 

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No you can't. That's like if you had it and she swallowed your load. Once again... not one documented case.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hot Ice

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So oral sex is kinda safe if you keep out from those chicks who have different guy every day and you don't see any visual marks of a STD...

Phew.
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
So oral sex is kinda safe if you keep out from those chicks who have different guy every day and you don't see any visual marks of a STD...

Phew.
ahmen
 

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dont you guys feel relieved
 

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Originally posted by flava
dont you guys feel relieved

very very much.

but we must remember that what today is a fact (truth), tomorrow can be changed.. science in particular.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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