"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This has been asked before, but never really answered.

My girlfriend is suprisingly, and refreshingly enthusiastic about it (oral). She says she likes hearing the noises I make when she gives me head.

Now.. uhm... she's only done it like... twice ever. And that's on me. First of all, and don't get me wrong I do love it but, the poor girl just doesn't know what she is doing! And she gets discouraged when she sees teeth marks n stuff.

I'm okay with it really, I just would like to figure out a way to help her along ya know? Any... practical ideas? Thanks in advance!
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude just tell her what the **** to do. If you dont want teeth tell her to stop.
 
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She's probably scared, because one of these days your tiny c0ck is going to get caught between her teeth. When she pulls away, it rips off, than blood is in her mouth, than she gets your dirty aids.
 
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armadon said:
dude just tell her what the **** to do. If you dont want teeth tell her to stop.
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Oh I have, but I think it's hard for her because she hasn't "got it" yet. (hasn't properly learned how, i guess..)


EDIT: and she says she has big teeth, which may be true.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ask her to have them taken out. If she refuses, call her a feminist biatch and set a timeline.

If that fails, get some movies as mentioned.
 
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Yeah, let her practice a lot on you. Have her practice on a banana, cos she'll be able to see if her teeth touch. And as long as you like it, then it's fine.
 
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