"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This has been asked before, but never really answered.

My girlfriend is suprisingly, and refreshingly enthusiastic about it (oral). She says she likes hearing the noises I make when she gives me head.

Now.. uhm... she's only done it like... twice ever. And that's on me. First of all, and don't get me wrong I do love it but, the poor girl just doesn't know what she is doing! And she gets discouraged when she sees teeth marks n stuff.

I'm okay with it really, I just would like to figure out a way to help her along ya know? Any... practical ideas? Thanks in advance!
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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dude just tell her what the **** to do. If you dont want teeth tell her to stop.
 
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She's probably scared, because one of these days your tiny c0ck is going to get caught between her teeth. When she pulls away, it rips off, than blood is in her mouth, than she gets your dirty aids.
 
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armadon said:
dude just tell her what the **** to do. If you dont want teeth tell her to stop.
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Oh I have, but I think it's hard for her because she hasn't "got it" yet. (hasn't properly learned how, i guess..)


EDIT: and she says she has big teeth, which may be true.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ask her to have them taken out. If she refuses, call her a feminist biatch and set a timeline.

If that fails, get some movies as mentioned.
 
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Yeah, let her practice a lot on you. Have her practice on a banana, cos she'll be able to see if her teeth touch. And as long as you like it, then it's fine.
 
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