"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Openers on a shoe store

loveisillness

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Ok So I Recently Got Hired At A Shoe Store. Its Payless Shoes And I Always See Hot Chicks But I Dont Know How To Open To Them. I See A Lot Of Milfs Too. I Need Something ****y And Funny. Any Advice?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Here is a corny line: After I put these shoes on you - I can sweep you off of your feet if you give me your phone number!
 
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loveisillness said:
Openers on a shoe store
Hold on!!!!! What? Are you trying to seduce a mortar & brick shoe store????? Dude - go after women- it's easier and more exciting!!!!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Isn't it kind of against work conduct to hit on potential customers?

Be careful with this sort of thing man.

Plus, you're going to have to fight the "you're an employee, and I'm a customer" frame of thinking...
 
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