Openers on a shoe store

[loveisillness]

Ok So I Recently Got Hired At A Shoe Store. Its Payless Shoes And I Always See Hot Chicks But I Dont Know How To Open To Them. I See A Lot Of Milfs Too. I Need Something ****y And Funny. Any Advice?

 

[BlaKTooth]

"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

 

[Last Man Standing]

Here is a corny line: After I put these shoes on you - I can sweep you off of your feet if you give me your phone number!

 

[Last Man Standing]

Openers on a shoe store

Hold on!!!!! What? Are you trying to seduce a mortar & brick shoe store????? Dude - go after women- it's easier and more exciting!!!!!

 

[musclyjerk]

I don't know LMS, when I was younger I got far more excitement from looking at all the sneakers then I do from looking at and trying various women. None of 'em fit snugly and they all end up smelling rotton.

The Muscly Jerk

 

[Ice.]

Isn't it kind of against work conduct to hit on potential customers?

Be careful with this sort of thing man.

Plus, you're going to have to fight the "you're an employee, and I'm a customer" frame of thinking...