"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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openers for facebook

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i don't see the girl at all. i don't have her #. saw her in the friends u might know (we actually kno each other). i sent her a request. she accepted. i wanna initiate a convo, see how far it goes, try to get a # and get a f**k close out of it.

drop any facebook open liners u might have. i usually use, "hey, wats up?" but thats kinda old and played out now. need some new shyt

naughty ninj, incog, and co do ur stuff.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who Dares Win

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There are no pick up lines, she either likes you or not.

If she and her friends find you hot you can fvck close even opening with marco's bistro menu, if she accepted only out of politeness you aint getting nowhere.
 

frisco

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No one liners, but believe it or not writing something genuine and sweet about a post she makes on her wall usually works to get a number if you have mutual friends. Have a dialogue there if she seems interested. PM her Saying something like.

What's your number?You seem like a sweetheart...if I'm out of line apologizes ;)

Last part is to see if there is a boyfriend in play,

This is your typical Social circle game, No need for all the ****ing games in order to get a number

Also make sure your proof reading is better than your forum posting. Nothing worse than someone posting on a wall and can't ****ing proofread, and use YOU and Know correctly
 

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talented_beginner said:
i don't see the girl at all. i don't have her #. saw her in the friends u might know (we actually kno each other). i sent her a request. she accepted. i wanna initiate a convo, see how far it goes, try to get a # and get a f**k close out of it.

drop any facebook open liners u might have. i usually use, "hey, wats up?" but thats kinda old and played out now. need some new shyt

naughty ninj, incog, and co do ur stuff.

Facebook can either hurt or help you depending on how good you look in your pictures, your status etc.

The only thing you can do if you think everything is up to snuff is send her a message like: (Whatever her name is) I was thinking of sending you a semi-perfect opening message, then I thought to myself...Hmmmm this little heavenly blessed beauty looks like trouble...(John) or whatever your name is.

If she replies just go into quick normal conversation and tell her to give you her number and you'll give her a call/text sometime.

If she finds you attractive enough in your pics and interesting the subtle teasing of saying she looks like trouble may pique her interest as most chicks love to giggle to that sh!t knowing you may be on to them.

You've got a 50/50 chance. She either replies or she doesn't.

I don't use Flakebook anymore. It was just to keep contacts and I already have their numbers anyway.
 

spang

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hello how are you doesnt seem to work that well
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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