"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ooooohhh sh*t!!! I cant believe this....

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Pretty much this is on a radio show where the woman has to prank phone call her husband and tell him that their 9 year old son isnt actually his and is from another guy, all in an effort to get free kanye west tickets.

My jaw completely dropped at the end, so just watch it from when the call begins (4:10) till the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmAyyvAcZY

I just felt compelled to show you guys this I was sooo shocked lol. Just goes to show you how crazy this world can be.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I pretty much don't watch TV or listen to radio, or go out to movies. As of lately, about 1 year ago, the whole hell broke loose and all the bad entertainment made its way onto our television, radio, and movie theaters. This act is also related to police officers going nuts shooting and tasering old, young, and the innocent throughout the country.

I limit myself to Speed tv, UFC and a fishing show on VS, and an occasional nature show on natgeo and animal planet. As long as programming don't include any bs intended to sway my balance with nature through political and religious propaganda.


P.S. A lot of that sh1t is staged, just like a theatrical play.
 
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lol just 1 year ago? Not 2, or 5, or since 2000? oook

ps there are awesome movies being made, dont be a ****
 
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premierxxx said:
I pretty much don't watch TV or listen to radio, or go out to movies. As of lately, about 1 year ago, the whole hell broke loose and all the bad entertainment made its way onto our television, radio, and movie theaters. This act is also related to police officers going nuts shooting and tasering old, young, and the innocent throughout the country.

I limit myself to Speed tv, UFC and a fishing show on VS, and an occasional nature show on natgeo and animal planet. As long as programming don't include any bs intended to sway my balance with nature through political and religious propaganda.


P.S. A lot of that sh1t is staged, just like a theatrical play.
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Amen.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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