Ooh you're such an *******!!!

[grayclif]

Text exchange...

Me: hey
HB: im not talking to you.
Me: what's bothering you now
HB: you're a horrible lover
Me: huh!
HB: we haven't texted in a few days and we haven't spoken since Friday.
Me: yeah, I've been tying up some loose ends at work so we can spend some quality time over the holiday. What's up?
HB: if I don't initiate contact with you we don't talk.
Me: I texted you this morning didn't I.
HB: oooooh, you're such an ass.hole. You make me sooooo mad.
Me: (fist pump)

 

[parkthebus]

Good to see you someone doing so well with females

 

[Fireballs]

You: That's Mr. Ass.hole to you

 

[Misrah]

You should say: why dont you come over. And kiss me with all of those threats?

 

[logicallefty]

You should say: why dont you come over. And kiss me with all of those threats?

haha yep. This^^, or even "ohhh so maaaaaad? You should come over and take all that aggression out on me"

 

[grayclif]

red flag for her to not contact you for several days and then when you msg her she blames you for it, watch out.

I'm watchin

 

[Groverz]

Sounds like she could be totally into you. I get the "omg I hate you so much" 5 seconds later we are making out.