"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Online Dating...How To Make Sure The Chick In The Pic, Is The Chick You'll Meet

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I went into the achieves and dug up this old thread. This is actually in response to another post from SoCal Mike. Mike was talking about how the chick he met in real life wasn't the chick in the pic. I hope you guys find this helpful. I went into the achieves and dug up this old thread.

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I was talking to my boy the other day about how the Net has revolutionized dating. At the click of a mouse you have literally thousands of available singles to hook up with. The downside is as with all aspects of life people embellish and straight up lie about things. The following is just a little advice on how to much sure the person in the pic is the person you will eventually meet.

WEBCAMS!!! HAVE THEM AND USE THEM. If you using online dating services. You shouldn't even give a chick the time of day unless they have a webcam. Webcams elimate all the guess work as old, and stolen pictures are concerned. There you have right in front of you, in living (grainy) color the chick in the picture. You can even have her stand up and do a 360 to make sure she's not fat.

Though some of us will still response to ad of the hot chick in the pic. Here's some ways to make sure there's no "bait and switch," being pulled.

You see an ad with a picture of this "off the dial" chick. She's easily a 9. She's in a two piece bathing suit. She's cute chesty, and appears to have a nice a$$. Here's the catch, the picture is two years old and she's since gained 35lbs. To remedy this problem, use what I call the "Kidnapper/Terroist" Method.

When a kidnapper or terrorist takes a hostage, the negotiators will want proof that the hostage is still alive. The aductors will then have the aductee take a picture with that day's paper. You should do the same. Have your potential date, go out to a newsstand or Barnes and Noble and take a picture with current periodical. That day's paper or the current issue of a magazine will do. Make sure when babygirl takes the picture she's standing up without a coat on.

Some will say "But Rex isn't that a little extreme." Maybe, but I think that trying to pass yourself off as someone else is more exetrme than that. As matter of fact saying your someone your not shows mental illness on your part.

Let's face facts. A big part of the reason you responsed to the ad is you found the person in the picture attractive. It's only right that you meet the person you wrote to. If looks weren't that important, you would've repsonded to the ad without the picture.

To recap, no recent picture, no chat, and definitely no date.

Here's a few code words to let you when a woman is fat:
Big Beautiful Woman (BBW) If a woman is using this term, not only is fat, she's probably obese.

Big girl=Very fat, probably obese

Big Bone=Fat

Pleasantly Plump=Fat
Chunky=Fat

Chubby=Fat

A little extra padding=Fat or she has a roll or two and could stand to drop about 15 to 30 lbs.

Thick in the right places. She probably does have big titties, and a big a$$, but probably has rolls, cellulite on her legs and a$$ and may have a pouch.

These next two, it saddens me to have to add them to the list. These were once legitimate terms to describe buxom, curvey, big a$$ havin women. These terms have since been hijacked by fat chicks.

Thick=Fat
Voluptuous=Fat.

Another tatic employed by fat chicks is she'll tell you her breast or hip size without telling you her height, weight, or waist size . For example, she'll say she has 38DD's. Being 5'4", 180lbs, with a size 38 waist , kinda negates having a 36 hip size and 38DD's.

Also be learly of pictures with just a "headshot," those baring clevage, or those where babygirl is photographed from the chest up. She may be hiding something. Ask for a picture of her standing up, with a form fitting top, or a dress or skirt on.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Another tatic employed by fat chicks is she'll tell you her breast or hip size without telling you her height, weight, or waist size . For example, she'll say she has 38DD's. Being 5'4", 180lbs, with a size 38 waist , kinda negates having a 36 hip size and 38DD's.

Also be learly of pictures with just a "headshot," those baring clevage, or those where babygirl is photographed from the chest up. She may be hiding something. Ask for a picture of her standing up, with a form fitting top, or a dress or skirt on.
All of this is very true. Also, another tell tale sign are their hands. Pork sausage link like fingers are a dead giveaway for zaftig women. Oh yeah, when they describe themselves as "zaftig" is another sign. :p

Personally I've skipped gears and started hanging out at a fitness based dating site (fitnesssingles.com). Some of the women on there are hardcore but not in a scary bend you over a chair way (yikes) but I've met a couple of cougars that that actually look younger than I am!!!
 
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