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[HankHill]

 

[bigdave17]

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haahahhhhahah

we get along like best friends on every subject matter. I'm very excited

 

[spinich]

Pictures of you two together as in she is not a figment of your very active imagination. Remember Richards imaginary Lambo? Same deal. Thanks in advance....

 

[lamath]

haahahhhhahah

we get along like best friends on every subject matter. I'm very excited

Best friend dont sex each other.

Now keep txting to a minimum

Gl

 

[lamath]

Pictures of you two together as in she is not a figment of your very active imagination. Remember Richards imaginary Lambo? Same deal. Thanks in advance....

Yes please
But wait for a good chance for it.
That might be a bit too much at start

 

[bigdave17]

Pictures of you two together as in she is not a figment of your very active imagination. Remember Richards imaginary Lambo? Same deal. Thanks in advance....

lol nah I'll pass on that

 

[spinich]

Figured as much....The bullsh*t continues.

 

[devilkingx2]

Put it next to an object of known size

A miniaturized version of an object of known size*

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

we get along like best friends on every subject matter. I'm very excited

You sound like this chick:

 

[bigdave17]

You sound like this chick:

she likes me as much or more than I like her

wait until she sees how successful i am. She is 28, you know she is dying to settle down and have kids

 

[spinich]

And the fantasy of Dave enters yet another level of self importance. Dave do you ever worry about your head exploding with self adoration?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

she likes me as much or more than I like her

wait until she sees how successful i am. She is 28, you know she is dying to settle down and have kids

Omfg. Its 2018

 

[sazc]

Ahhhhh the "I haven't met you in person, but I know you are PERFECT for me" honeymoon stage

The mania is strong with this one. Depression in 5....4.....3.....2.....

 

[zekko]

So if this all goes well and Dave marries this woman and has kids, does that mean we will see the last of his posting?

BTW, Dave's talked a lot about what age does to a woman, has he thought about what pregnancy does to them?

 

[bigdave17]

Ahhhhh the "I haven't met you in person, but I know you are PERFECT for me" honeymoon stage

The mania is strong with this one. Depression in 5....4.....3.....2.....

nah I'm sure we'll get along great in real life

we're very attracted to each other physically and seem to be very similar personality wise

I'm not worried

 

[devilkingx2]

So if this all goes well and Dave marries this woman and has kids, does that mean we will see the last of his posting?

Really? You're hedging your bets on him making it that far?

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

BTW, Dave's talked a lot about what age does to a woman, has he thought about what pregnancy does to them?

That's where the cold feet will come from at the altar

 

[spinich]

Gentleman, you are operating under the assumption this situation is reality based and not part of the psychosis Dave has demonstrated repeatedly.

 

[zekko]

Really? You're hedging your bets on him making it that far?

Not likely, but possible. He wouldn't be the first guy to rush into something and end up married.
Besides, if her eyes light up at how "successful" he is, he'll likely take it as validation for his ego.

 

[devilkingx2]

Not likely, but possible. He wouldn't be the first guy to rush into something and end up married.
Besides, if her eyes light up at how "successful" he is, he'll likely take it as validation for his ego.

I think she's gonna like him initially and within 3 dates (definitely before sex) he's gonna screw it up or disqualify her because he saw 1 gray hair or something

 

[17 shots]

Dave will suspect she's cheating on her diet when her porn star gains don't come fast enough.... this will lead to an "is my body all you care about" type of argument... Dave will begin drinking heavily, because how could a top 2% man have a woman who can't stick to a 1k calorie intake, and who's 3.5 pounds over the national average.... this will lead to Dave's first domestic violence offense...after Dave is released from jail, he'll overdose on finnastride(he was losing hair in jail)