Online dating experts, I need your help

[bigdave17]

@bigdave17

my last boss called it "analysis paralysis"

ur so busy analyzing EVERYTHING you are doing nothing

ridiculous, man the fvck up

date set up friday

I'm sure she will absolutely love me. My struggles are finding a woman to give me a shot who is my type... I'm very good on dates. She is my exact type for everything except body...have to wait and see how bad the body is but I have a feeling it will be terrible

When I met that beautiful Armenian girl in NY, she liked me quite a bit too just FYI but she doesn't want to move to Chicago

 

[mrgoodstuff]

date set up friday

I'm sure she will absolutely love me. My struggles are finding a woman to give me a shot who is my type... I'm very good on dates. She is my exact type for everything except body...have to wait and see how bad the body is but I have a feeling it will be terrible

When I met that beautiful Armenian girl in NY, she liked me quite a bit too just FYI but she doesn't want to move to Chicago

Dude your job is to get the sex. Have her visit. Carrot dangle with "i 'might' move to new york"

 

[zekko]

She is my exact type for everything except body...have to wait and see how bad the body is but I have a feeling it will be terrible

You old romantic, you.

 

[bigdave17]

You old romantic, you.

LOL

Let's be honest, I'm only going out with her out of desperation. I should be dating one of the super hotties from my gym

instead I'm going out with somebody who lives 45 minutes away from me who is probably 25 LBs overweight

 

[spinich]

You sir are an arrogant prick. I do pity the poor girl who has to suffer your bombastic bullsh@t!

 

[devilkingx2]

lol he tries to pretend he wants a loving wife and happy family, but really he just wants a woman with a porn star/stripper/prostitute body to have sex with

I think all men have that dilemma in one way or another but it's an interesting way to look at dave's dilemma so far.

He wants a housewife, but he also wants to bang hot slvts. But he does not realize that he cannot have both

There's no way he'll find a girl as hot as an instagram model that can cook, clean and stay loyal. There's literally songs where celebrities talk about how hard it is to get girls with a million followers

 

[bigdave17]

I think all men have that dilemma in one way or another but it's an interesting way to look at dave's dilemma so far.

He wants a housewife, but he also wants to bang hot slvts. But he does not realize that he cannot have both

There's no way he'll find a girl as hot as an instagram model that can cook, clean and stay loyal. There's literally songs where celebrities talk about how hard it is to get girls with a million followers

I'm not looking for an instagram model

I have a latina co worker who is 37 and has a solid body with nice boobs and great ass. Her belly is not super perfectly toned but that's ok. She works out 4 days a week and is a great mom and housewife

 

[mrgoodstuff]

LOL

Let's be honest, I'm only going out with her out of desperation. I should be dating one of the super hotties from my gym

instead I'm going out with somebody who lives 45 minutes away from me who is probably 25 LBs overweight

Dude. When you get drenched in the sex game youll be able to have a good percentage of hotties around you in any environment. Theyll want to check out this built specimen of an Armenian man. Alk races will want a sample.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I'm not looking for an instagram model

I have a latina co worker who is 37 and has a solid body with nice boobs and great ass. Her belly is not super perfectly toned but that's ok. She works out 4 days a week and is a great mom and housewife

Probably fvcks her man like a champ and feeds his belly.

 

[17 shots]

I'm not looking for an instagram model

I have a latina co worker who is 37 and has a solid body with nice boobs and great ass. Her belly is not super perfectly toned but that's ok. She works out 4 days a week and is a great mom and housewife

No, but you want a woman with the BODY of an Instagram model... and most women with great bodies are horrible people. Key in on MOST, save your examples, which are horrible because you dont even know that woman at work. You're just going off what you've been told

 

[bigdave17]

No, but you want a woman with the BODY of an Instagram model... and most women with great bodies are horrible people. Key in on MOST, save your examples, which are horrible because you dont even know that woman at work. You're just going off what you've been told

in a perfect world, I suppose. In reality, I would take any decent woman with a decent waist and fat ass

and all you guys who say all I care about looks, this girl liked me on Okcupid and I'm not messaging her because our lifestyles are clearly incompatible. She's pretty damn close to a 10/10

 

[bigdave17]

oh and one thing that online dating has proven to me is that ethnic women find me to be very attractive. My response rate from Latinas/Middle Eastern/Italians who have read my message has been excellent


I need to hit on every ethnic chick I see in real life

 

[devilkingx2]

in a perfect world, I suppose. In reality, I would take any decent woman with a decent waist and fat ass

and all you guys who say all I care about looks, this girl liked me on Okcupid and I'm not messaging her because our lifestyles are clearly incompatible. She's pretty damn close to a 10/10

I have a far easier time believing you're too intimidated to talk to her tbh.

 

[bigdave17]

I have a far easier time believing you're too intimidated to talk to her tbh.

her profile

- 420 friendly
Do not msg me if your just looking to chat not here for pen pals I’m here to meet so if your not capable of planning a date don’t msg me
I DONT DRINK looking for someone different then the rest let’s go get facials together let’s smoke a blunt not looking for boring guys that just want to grab dinner be creative and stand out from the rest -



Let's go get facials together? smoke a blunt? lol, no thanks. I like super nice, chill, sweet girls. That's way too aggressive for me. The Italian girl I'm seeing Friday is a complete sweetheart.

 

[lamath]

her profile

- 420 friendly
Do not msg me if your just looking to chat not here for pen pals I’m here to meet so if your not capable of planning a date don’t msg me
I DONT DRINK looking for someone different then the rest let’s go get facials together let’s smoke a blunt not looking for boring guys that just want to grab dinner be creative and stand out from the rest -



Let's go get facials together? smoke a blunt? lol, no thanks. I like super nice, chill, sweet girls. That's way too aggressive for me. The Italian girl I'm seeing Friday is a complete sweetheart.

This is a copy/paste profile description
Ive seen it before

 

[bigdave17]

This is a copy/paste profile description
Ive seen it before

you think it's a fake profile?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

you think it's a fake profile?

Fvck someone for at least 21 days 3-7 times a week and report back if your viewpoint is different.

 

[lamath]

you think it's a fake profile?

Idk but she did not write that description herself

So thats a sign of a unimaginative/boring and somehow lazy person

 

[17 shots]

her profile

not looking for boring guys that just want to grab dinner be creative and stand out from the rest -

Women like this are so dumb to me... she should be happy somebody even offered to feed her pothead ass

 

[devilkingx2]

her profile

- 420 friendly
Do not msg me if your just looking to chat not here for pen pals I’m here to meet so if your not capable of planning a date don’t msg me
I DONT DRINK looking for someone different then the rest let’s go get facials together let’s smoke a blunt not looking for boring guys that just want to grab dinner be creative and stand out from the rest -



Let's go get facials together? smoke a blunt? lol, no thanks. I like super nice, chill, sweet girls. That's way too aggressive for me. The Italian girl I'm seeing Friday is a complete sweetheart.

I stand corrected, sorry fam.

Nothing wrong with smoking a blunt, getting a facial is kinda gay and feminine but the real problem is that she's already bossy and disagreeable, sounds like an uptight b!tch with too many "rules" and "standards"