"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey.

I want to try something new with my online profile. I want to see what responses i will get by having the profile of a real jerk.

Don't flame me for using the net to meet girls. I'm mostly in the field, I just use it as an addition, and I've had good success with it.

But I want to make a profile that is really over the top. I'm talking overly arrogant, full of myself, ****y as hell, very selective, high standards, narcissistic by nature, qualifying the girls and just being downright mean and provocative..

however..I want to add humour to the profile. Enough so that people won't know if i'm ONLY joking or if I'm halfserious, but just taking it to the extreme for kicks..You guys get where I'm coming from?

I need your help to make the most arrogant, jerky and funny(?) profile ever. Just throw out whatever ideas you have and I will put the pieces i like together and moderate it until i have what i want.

I would really like to focus on qualifying the girls. Being indifferent to any outcome and that I don't care one bit what others might think of me. Oh...and I look like a really nice guy in my pics so that will definately be contradicting the profile. Which i think is a great paradox.

So fire away guys. I know you can be really mean and abusive on this board so lets hear it :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Listen to some Howard Stern shows for content.
 
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Borrow ideas from TuckerMax. He's got a good application page.
 
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Done it before. Results werent too astounding.

Some girls will be more eager to reply, but then if it is a HOT girl who is nice you start second guessing whether to be an a$$hole or be a normal guy.

One thing i did was be an ******* in profile, but be a total Juggler type of guy in messages ( basically more human) girls would usually say "Oh i didnt expect you to be this cool!" but then you start wondering if you are being too much of a pu$$y now.


All in all, i kicked this whole online thing to the curb. Ask any guy who's met chicks from online on regular basis - most of them are average. ( i.e. they dont meet super hot chicks from online)
 
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send us the link to the profile when your done im interested.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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