"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Online Assh0le

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Hey.

I want to try something new with my online profile. I want to see what responses i will get by having the profile of a real jerk.

Don't flame me for using the net to meet girls. I'm mostly in the field, I just use it as an addition, and I've had good success with it.

But I want to make a profile that is really over the top. I'm talking overly arrogant, full of myself, ****y as hell, very selective, high standards, narcissistic by nature, qualifying the girls and just being downright mean and provocative..

however..I want to add humour to the profile. Enough so that people won't know if i'm ONLY joking or if I'm halfserious, but just taking it to the extreme for kicks..You guys get where I'm coming from?

I need your help to make the most arrogant, jerky and funny(?) profile ever. Just throw out whatever ideas you have and I will put the pieces i like together and moderate it until i have what i want.

I would really like to focus on qualifying the girls. Being indifferent to any outcome and that I don't care one bit what others might think of me. Oh...and I look like a really nice guy in my pics so that will definately be contradicting the profile. Which i think is a great paradox.

So fire away guys. I know you can be really mean and abusive on this board so lets hear it :)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Listen to some Howard Stern shows for content.
 

Eccentric

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Borrow ideas from TuckerMax. He's got a good application page.
 

Oxide

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Done it before. Results werent too astounding.

Some girls will be more eager to reply, but then if it is a HOT girl who is nice you start second guessing whether to be an a$$hole or be a normal guy.

One thing i did was be an ******* in profile, but be a total Juggler type of guy in messages ( basically more human) girls would usually say "Oh i didnt expect you to be this cool!" but then you start wondering if you are being too much of a pu$$y now.


All in all, i kicked this whole online thing to the curb. Ask any guy who's met chicks from online on regular basis - most of them are average. ( i.e. they dont meet super hot chicks from online)
 

JesterX

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send us the link to the profile when your done im interested.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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