"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Vulpine said:
I suggest a poultice of crushed garlic and ground ginseng.

Take two cloves of garlic, a tablespoon of ground ginseng, and a 1/2 teaspoon of warm water. Mash them all together into a paste. If the paste is a little too runny, add a sprinkle of corn starch to stiffen it up. Take the paste and spread it onto a piece of gauze or cheese cloth.

For three nights, sleep with this poultice on your forhead. After the third night, wake up and scrape the paste off of the cheesecloth then eat it.

You will never think about this woman afterwards.
I'm going to try this.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Garlic 'n sang'l cure purt'nary anyting what ails ya. You's jess gotta know hows to use it.

Now if'ns you's squeamish bout jess a eatin' the paste plain, well, I reckon y'all can jess mix it in with yer grits 'n eggs fer breakfast.
 

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Vulpine said:
Garlic 'n sang'l cure purt'nary anyting what ails ya. You's jess gotta know hows to use it.

Now if'ns you's squeamish bout jess a eatin' the paste plain, well, I reckon y'all can jess mix it in with yer grits 'n eggs fer breakfast.

I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her. I'm not suire I even want to talk to her at this point. Time to let go. Going upstairs to watch TV w/ my g/f I have no feelings for.
 

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Thugo said:
I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her. I'm not suire I even want to talk to her at this point. Time to let go. Going upstairs to watch TV w/ my g/f I have no feelings for.
Now say you gets yerself a bad case of the trolls, why, alls you do is schmear some o 'dat paste right der on yer mousy, see? Den er'time yall goes ta click on this here website, you gets a li'l more o dat medcine.
 

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BWAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thugo you kill me. You are the biggest trolling Homer baffoon on this site (second biggest, flippinfreak is the worst)......DrBeard is a pimp compared to you......I am pointing through my screen laughing at you right now.....

5 fukkin years dude? I don't even remember girls' names that I was with 5 years ago.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Thugo said:
I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her.
and you wonder why your not with this women. :box: You leave her a message to call you back and you don't even have the balls to answer her call.

You deserve to be miserable if have no balls to answer a call from a girl.
 

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speedo_meme said:
BWAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thugo you kill me. You are the biggest trolling Homer baffoon on this site (second biggest, flippinfreak is the worst)......DrBeard is a pimp compared to you......I am pointing through my screen laughing at you right now.....

5 fukkin years dude? I don't even remember girls' names that I was with 5 years ago.
LOL that's because you didn't have girls 5 years ago.
 

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I don't answer unknown calls. Plus my girlfriend was here. Why would she dial unkown?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MacAvoy said:
Still scared of the boogie man?


HAA HAAA HAAA






Are you going to let some skank stand in the way of you and your soulmate?

Nope. There are those that I don't want to talk to, and it could be them, so if they choose to do that *67 before the call, it's doesn't get answered.

Trust me here guys. I'm not just sitiing home on my ass crying about my ex. I just miss that girl for some reason. I'm getting BJ's every night from one of those girls that loves doing it, and get laid whenever I want. This latina i'm dating is pretty hot, but I haven't really developed feeling for her. Maybe cause she acts slutty and gives me 8 BJ's a day.

Is it just me or do LAtina girls love giving head more than anyone else? I've dated 2. One gave me BJ on the first date, and one gave it up the first date. Ok, back to the topic.

Now, as for Speedo_meme comment, bullsh!t. Everyone remember the name of a girl they were with esclusively for over a year. Maybe you don't have the IQ to remember.
 

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SEE A COUNSELOR.. you are mucking around with a marriage, and you may not like what you end up doing.. You have an attachment that goes beyond what can be handled at this website.
 
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