"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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One poll to decide them all

Who is the most popular?

  • You

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Me

    Votes: 8 50.0%

  • That guy

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The other guy

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • No, the other other guy

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • how do you use this thing?

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Total voters
    16
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Aresx

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With the emergence of "popularity" and "credibility" polls & subsequent threads, I, AresX, have decided to create the ultimate poll.

One poll to think about
One poll to sign then
One poll about the moderators
And on the Internet decide them.

Part 1: The Fellowship of the Poll
Part 2: The two choices
Part 3: The Return of apathy
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eternal

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Nice choices...
 
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I'm so confused

*curls up into a ball in the corner and starts crying*
 
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Why is this open???
 
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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Why is this open???
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Letting him explain himself. T-12 hours before I lock it though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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