"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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One poll to decide them all

Who is the most popular?

  • You

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Me

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • That guy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The other guy

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • No, the other other guy

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • how do you use this thing?

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Total voters
    16

Aresx

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With the emergence of "popularity" and "credibility" polls & subsequent threads, I, AresX, have decided to create the ultimate poll.

One poll to think about
One poll to sign then
One poll about the moderators
And on the Internet decide them.

Part 1: The Fellowship of the Poll
Part 2: The two choices
Part 3: The Return of apathy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eternal

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Nice choices...
 

Vincent

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I'm so confused

*curls up into a ball in the corner and starts crying*
 

Dee-Zy

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Why is this open???
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Why is this open???
Letting him explain himself. T-12 hours before I lock it though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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