"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Epicurus

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some of the posters in this forum will realize that the internet isn’t such a serious place and they’ll finally turn their computers off(or smartphones; as if that makes it ANY less pathetic) and start to actually live life.

Maybe one day people will realize that there’s more to life than impressing strangers online who could care less about most of the “issues” you’re dealing with.

Maybe one day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wifehunter

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some of the posters in this forum will realize that the internet isn’t such a serious place and they’ll finally turn their computers off(or smartphones; as if that makes it ANY less pathetic) and start to actually live life.

Maybe one day people will realize that there’s more to life than impressing strangers online who could care less about most of the “issues” you’re dealing with.

Maybe one day


Depends on the issue...I agree, most are a waste. Basic DJ bible stuff...

However...as far as real issues go...
How about a minute of your time, to help someone in need?
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Keyword: maybe

Sometimes it is pretty fun to mess around on the internet though. A few years ago, I used to go on YouTube videos and purposely make racist/sexist/homophobic comments just to piss people off. The reactions were hilarious. Now I just look up music or watch miscellaneous crap when I’m bored.
 
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