"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Epicurus

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some of the posters in this forum will realize that the internet isn’t such a serious place and they’ll finally turn their computers off(or smartphones; as if that makes it ANY less pathetic) and start to actually live life.

Maybe one day people will realize that there’s more to life than impressing strangers online who could care less about most of the “issues” you’re dealing with.

Maybe one day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Epicurus said:
some of the posters in this forum will realize that the internet isn’t such a serious place and they’ll finally turn their computers off(or smartphones; as if that makes it ANY less pathetic) and start to actually live life.

Maybe one day people will realize that there’s more to life than impressing strangers online who could care less about most of the “issues” you’re dealing with.

Maybe one day
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Depends on the issue...I agree, most are a waste. Basic DJ bible stuff...

However...as far as real issues go...
How about a minute of your time, to help someone in need?
 
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Keyword: maybe

Sometimes it is pretty fun to mess around on the internet though. A few years ago, I used to go on YouTube videos and purposely make racist/sexist/homophobic comments just to piss people off. The reactions were hilarious. Now I just look up music or watch miscellaneous crap when I’m bored.
 
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