One chick told me she pissed on her ex

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She was reallyy depressed about him, that he used her for sex etc, generally she talked a lot about him.


no idea what happened,



but she told me once she pissed on him then she told me "of course i pissed on him, i wouldnt let him piss on me"


I think 3 things:
- she got pissed on but said the story with opposite roles to see my reaction
- no matter who pissed on who, her ex made this idea up to make her never forget him and it apparently worked because she told me this on second time i saw her
so remember boys, piss on your plates
- there was supposed to be another hyphen but I forgot it
 

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I knew a girl once who said she liked to be pissed on (not someone I dated, just a friendly acquaintance).
Not something I would do, but I'm sure it's part of the dominance/submission theme that most sex follows IMO.
 

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I knew a girl once who said she liked to be pissed on (not someone I dated, just a friendly acquaintance).
Not something I would do, but I'm sure it's part of the dominance/submission theme that most sex follows IMO.
i know you wouldnt do it because you would feel bad with youreself ehe he he he he
 

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Yeah there is some weird stuff where women like being pissed on or sometimes even swallowing the piss from a guy...pretty nasty stuff
 

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Way back in HS me and my gf went to a party. Lots of people. A big trash can filled with spiked punch. One of the attendees was a punked out tatted up chick. We wandered around to a couple of other parties, and came back an hour or so later. NOBODY was there.

"Where'd' everybody go?" we asked.

"Remember that punk chick?"

"Yeah?"

"She peed in the punch."

I guess what had happened is right in the middle of the party, she decided to pee in the big trash can full of punch.

Here in the land of the rising sun and the weirdest pornos on the planet, there's plenty of vids of chicks pissing on dudes.
 
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I knew a girl once who said she liked to be pissed on (not someone I dated, just a friendly acquaintance).
Not something I would do, but I'm sure it's part of the dominance/submission theme that most sex follows IMO.
I didn't understand this fetish until I had a dream that I did it once. It was awesome.

It's totally a dominance thing. It's like "fvck you b1tch i'm peeing on you".

Not sure if I'd do it in real life unless I was about to exit. Wouldn't want to touch a girl after peeing on her.
 

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Way back in HS me and my gf went to a party. Lots of people. A big trash can filled with spiked punch. One of the attendees was a punked out tatted up chick. We wandered around to a couple of other parties, and came back an hour or so later. NOBODY was there.

"Where'd' everybody go?" we asked.

"Remember that punk chick?"

"Yeah?"

"She peed in the punch."

I guess what had happened is right in the middle of the party, she decided to pee in the big trash can full of punch.

Here in the land of the rising sun and the weirdest pornos on the planet, there's plenty of vids of chicks pissing on dudes.

well yeah that was weird af.




but the main deal is that she told me about this during second time i saw her
and also missed her ex a lot talking about him nonstop
so the healthy assumption here would be that peeing evoked a lot of emotions
and got her thinking about him
 

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I knew a girl once who said she liked to be pissed on (not someone I dated, just a friendly acquaintance).
What's her number?

Asking for a friend ofc.

:p
 

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i know you wouldnt do it because you would feel bad with youreself ehe he he he he
I'm not saying I wouldn't do it. I'm not really sure, it hasn't come up. But if I did, it would be for her pleasure, not mine. As long as I'm not getting peed on. :)
 
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I knew a girl once who said she liked to be pissed on (not someone I dated, just a friendly acquaintance).
Not something I would do, but I'm sure it's part of the dominance/submission theme that most sex follows IMO.
One time a girl asked me to piss in her a$$. I tried but couldn't pee when hard. She used to bring me sandwiches because she worked at cousin subs, and i usually fvcked her behind the corn field near my parents house in her car.
 

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One time a girl asked me to piss in her a$$. I tried but couldn't pee when hard. She used to bring me sandwiches because she worked at cousin subs, and i usually fvcked her behind the corn field near my parents house in her car.
She was invested. Small favors like bringing the sandwiches shoes that.
 
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Way back in HS me and my gf went to a party. Lots of people. A big trash can filled with spiked punch. One of the attendees was a punked out tatted up chick. We wandered around to a couple of other parties, and came back an hour or so later. NOBODY was there.

"Where'd' everybody go?" we asked.

"Remember that punk chick?"

"Yeah?"

"She peed in the punch."

I guess what had happened is right in the middle of the party, she decided to pee in the big trash can full of punch.

Here in the land of the rising sun and the weirdest pornos on the planet, there's plenty of vids of chicks pissing on dudes.
Man nip chicks are alright. The one i was with treated me like a prince. But she was 10 years older and was cheating on her bf of 6 years with me. I didn't like she omitted it, but hey she spent money on me.

Think her ex husband was a jew.
 
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She was invested. Small favors like bringing the sandwiches shoes that.
And she would drive 45 mins just to see me because my drivers license was suspended. I also banged her in her daddies hot tub right outside the front door of his home.

I wad fvcking her and just looking at that front door thinking "if this man comes rushing out that door, I'm going to run to. The car, had my clothes read and everything.

I was smashing his daughter and he might be a bit pi$$ed off.
 

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And she would drive 45 mins just to see me because my drivers license was suspended. I also banged her in her daddies hot tub right outside the front door of his home.

I wad fvcking her and just looking at that front door thinking "if this man comes rushing out that door, I'm going to run to. The car, had my clothes read and everything.

I was smashing his daughter and he might be a bit pi$$ed off.
This is a properly invested woman. We should expect nothing less than this. I bet the sex was great and she kept improving and getting better at learning you.

Most dudes who come here to complain is cause women won't invest.
 
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This is a properly invested woman. We should expect nothing less than this. I bet the sex was great and she kept improving and getting better at learning you.

Most dudes who come here to complain is cause women won't invest.
But they're always usually not as good looking as me. Tbqfhwy. No whales though.
 

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But they're always usually not as good looking as me. Tbqfhwy. No whales though.
In reality this is what has worked best for men.. A woman one SMV pt down.

All of my women that where for me Invested like yours did...

All the ones that I was unhappy with I did quite a bit more giving than her.
 
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In reality this is what has worked best for men.. A woman one SMV pt down.

All of my women that where for me Invested like yours did...

All the ones that I was unhappy with I did quite a bit more giving than her.
My exes almost always treated me like gold. This makes me love them so it hurts extra when they get fed up and leave me.
 
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