"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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one ball bigger?

Wuzzup

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one of balls is bigger/ hangs lower than the other. I saw on the man show something about if you switch the pocket that you put your wallet in it will fix itself? is that true? and if so, should you put the wallet on the side where the sack is bigger or smaller one?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Darkart

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Let me be the first to say:

LOL!

Please tell me your kidding.
 

Snigbert

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It's normal for them to not be exactly the same size, but if one is way larger you should check with a doctor. It could be something serious (like testicular cancer) or something not so serious like an infection or epididymitis.
 

blong1068

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My right nut is nearly twice the size of my left, my left being abnormally small. This is because my left nut didn't descend when it was suppossed to as a child.

I also recently had epididymitis, and it caused my right nut to swell to twice it's normal size, and caused very intense pain. Definately go get it checked out.

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Drug offenders do more time than child molestors, rapists, and murderers. Is this justice? Is this the American way?
 

sonick182

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One nut hangs below the other for better air circulation.. your nuts like a cooler temp to efficiently produce your little soldiers, so if they're spereated, it keeps them cooler
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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De La Soul

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It's a badly-kept secret.
Anything else... what is the world coming to?
 
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