"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

one ball bigger?

Wuzzup

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 23, 2002
Messages
141
Reaction score
0
Location
ny
one of balls is bigger/ hangs lower than the other. I saw on the man show something about if you switch the pocket that you put your wallet in it will fix itself? is that true? and if so, should you put the wallet on the side where the sack is bigger or smaller one?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Darkart

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 11, 2002
Messages
193
Reaction score
0
Let me be the first to say:

LOL!

Please tell me your kidding.
 

Snigbert

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 13, 2002
Messages
29
Reaction score
0
It's normal for them to not be exactly the same size, but if one is way larger you should check with a doctor. It could be something serious (like testicular cancer) or something not so serious like an infection or epididymitis.
 

blong1068

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 1, 2001
Messages
772
Reaction score
4
My right nut is nearly twice the size of my left, my left being abnormally small. This is because my left nut didn't descend when it was suppossed to as a child.

I also recently had epididymitis, and it caused my right nut to swell to twice it's normal size, and caused very intense pain. Definately go get it checked out.

------------------
Drug offenders do more time than child molestors, rapists, and murderers. Is this justice? Is this the American way?
 

sonick182

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 12, 2002
Messages
776
Reaction score
0
Location
Canada
One nut hangs below the other for better air circulation.. your nuts like a cooler temp to efficiently produce your little soldiers, so if they're spereated, it keeps them cooler
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

De La Soul

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 4, 2002
Messages
829
Reaction score
3
Location
It's a badly-kept secret.
Anything else... what is the world coming to?
 
Top