"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
On Drinking Alcohol Before Sex
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I find that most of the time I have sex there is at least a little alcohol involved. It's more beneficial to get HER a nice buzz going though.
Anything to allow them to externally rationalize their behavior!
im one of those guys that when i get drunk i get really relaxed and ultimately jsut wnt to sleep.
whereas for some guys when they get hammered they want to run through the street and vandalize things.
squirrels
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Too much will ruin everything.
Bible_Belt
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Plus booze is great for chics, they get soooo much more freaky when drunk.
Overall I say yes, alcohol is a plus before sex.
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This is where I'm at, I think the older you get the less you need alcohol to 'loosen up' and relax. Also, I find that anything more than a drink or two numbs the whole experience...an experience that I want to savor and enjoy to the fullest.joekerr31 said:inhibits it for me. if im loaded i can get it up, but i feel about 5% of what i normally would.
im one of those guys that when i get drunk i get really relaxed and ultimately jsut wnt to sleep.
whereas for some guys when they get hammered they want to run through the street and vandalize things.
kdnash82
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I hate that feeling when you just meet a girl, and you've been doing well with her all night long, then at the end, you blow your load 5 minutes into the whole thing.
I love that phone call the next day.
Her: OMG, my stomach hurts
Me: You been throwing up or something? Hungover?
Her: No.. it hurts because of you!!!
Me: Me?? What the hell did I do?
Her: You know what you did... Well, what WE did. You left bruises all over my ass too
Me: My bad... I get a little carried away when I get excited sometimes... I'll try not to next time around
Her: Oh no... don't think I'm complaining. I enjoyed it all.
True story...
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Ahahahahahahaa!!!kdnash82 said:
jophil28
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WE call it "Boozer's droop" or "Brewer's droop" down here.STR8UP said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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joekerr31 said:...whereas for some guys when they get hammered they want to run through the street and vandalize things.
uhh...(whistles nonchalantly)...the broken lamposts and stolen stopsigns werent me , i swear. And if i did i dont remember.
Rollo Tomassi
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It provoketh the desire, but taketh away the performance,.. William Shakespeare - Macbeth
jophil28
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Frank you are not curious - you posted this question because you are thinking about lubricating HER to increase your chances of banging her..Frank2500 said:
I doubt whether the Military did this much forward planning before Iraq.