Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
LOL some of the "questions" these buyers ask are hilarious:Originally posted by Dapper Swindler
Pretty cool. I'd buy it, but I already have $647.59 tied up in this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5563490518
Hey! I have seen the wiring diagram for one of these units, they really work, The basic idea is if you touch it while standing beside it for 24 hours, you will be one day in the future. I do not know how to get to the past though.
It's design is rather primitive, and even by looking at the technology of today, one can note that is clearly not of the future. It could be a failed attempt to get back to the future, considering that his time machine burned. However, even if you could get it to work, you would need a sufficient supply of power, which, at this day and age does not exist. But even so, time is not something that you can mess around with. The Wiseones hold that power and the Timekeepers assure it. I'm afraid that you are violating a key rule, and you may disrupt balance. I know that you're one of us; I know that you're an Occultist, one possessing secret knowledge, and experiencing its wonders, but I'm not sure if you know these rules. Time = Balance and one must know when to go back to change something or not, that's why the Wiseones are the only ones allowed to go back in time. They have earned their title and they are where they are for a reason.
If I was to win, and then I fixed it would you like me to come back and fix it for you?
Q: Hypothetically, IF the machine made toast, would it have a dark/light setting so I could vary the toastiness of my toast, and I suppose a good follow on question is, if my toast were to get burnt, could I jump back a few minutes in time and make the setting lighter?
Q: Hi, my friend bought this off you tomorrow, we managed to get it working, many thanks. Mike.
Q: hi will you consider a buy it now and i will pay for it yesterday,when i fix it
And for the last question:Q: Is it possible to get Marty McFly to deliver the time machine to me in person?
Now that I've pissed away half an hour of my life I'm gonna go bid on that time machine and get that half hour back.Is it safe to have sex with?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.